Published on April 20th, 2017 | by Boris
I believe Yamaha has solved a huge problem with the introduction of its new LAMs-friendly MT-07 Tracer. The problem, as I see it, is that LAMs riders don’t actually ride any proper distances. They may ride... Read More →
Published on April 19th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, How good am I? I have found the solution to your problem of not being able to build me a proper Ducati. So I am even better than you thought. I had a secret... Read More →
Published on April 18th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, I haven’t heard from you since you flew to Germany after that stupid non-race in Argentina. Everyone saw how that stinking blue Suzuki puta brake-checked me into Turn One. He is the most dangerous... Read More →
Published on April 17th, 2017 | by Boris
I’m not, as you may know, a fan of full-face helmets. And giving me one to test complicates my life in many ways. Firstly, I find myself having to actually look after the lid. It’s new,... Read More →
Published on April 17th, 2017 | by Al
“I have been called a degenerate before”, I told him... Read More →
Published on April 14th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, Get away from the fucken motorhome. I’m not in the wheel-well anymore. I have, in fact, been flown to Germany to meet with Matthias, and am now sitting outside his office until he is... Read More →
Published on April 13th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Mr George, We advise you that we represent the butter producers and hammer manufacturers of Europe, who are considering a class action against you. We understand in certain circles you refer to yourself as “Martillo... Read More →
Published on April 10th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Carmelo, We need to do that over again. Did you see the putas cheating? All the putas were cheating. Everyone of them! That Iannone puta, he is the worst. He jumped the start like a... Read More →
Published on April 9th, 2017 | by Gigi
Dear George, You need to come out of the toilet. Seriously. How long do you think you can stay in there? Look, it’s probably not true about Karel Abraham’s dad bribing the President of Argentina to... Read More →
Published on April 9th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Senor George, Firstly, let me welcome you to our beautiful country, even though it is currently on strike and nothing is open or working. Secondly, thank you for your letter and the very nice spear... Read More →
