Published on April 18th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, I haven’t heard from you since you flew to Germany after that stupid non-race in Argentina. Everyone saw how that stinking blue Suzuki puta brake-checked me into Turn One. He is the most dangerous... Read More →
Published on April 17th, 2017 | by Boris
I’m not, as you may know, a fan of full-face helmets. And giving me one to test complicates my life in many ways. Firstly, I find myself having to actually look after the lid. It’s new,... Read More →
Published on April 17th, 2017 | by Al
“I have been called a degenerate before”, I told him... Read More →
Published on April 14th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, Get away from the fucken motorhome. I’m not in the wheel-well anymore. I have, in fact, been flown to Germany to meet with Matthias, and am now sitting outside his office until he is... Read More →
Published on April 13th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Mr George, We advise you that we represent the butter producers and hammer manufacturers of Europe, who are considering a class action against you. We understand in certain circles you refer to yourself as “Martillo... Read More →
Published on April 10th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Carmelo, We need to do that over again. Did you see the putas cheating? All the putas were cheating. Everyone of them! That Iannone puta, he is the worst. He jumped the start like a... Read More →
Published on April 9th, 2017 | by Gigi
Dear George, You need to come out of the toilet. Seriously. How long do you think you can stay in there? Look, it’s probably not true about Karel Abraham’s dad bribing the President of Argentina to... Read More →
Published on April 9th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Senor George, Firstly, let me welcome you to our beautiful country, even though it is currently on strike and nothing is open or working. Secondly, thank you for your letter and the very nice spear... Read More →
Published on April 7th, 2017 | by Gigi
Dear George, We need to talk. Yes, more than we normally do. And yes, it’s about FP1. I’m sure the yellow puta is cursing the day he ever chose to FP1 against you. But Karol Abrams... Read More →
Published on April 6th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Herr George, My name is Klaus and I am the Statistik-Manager for Matthias. I have been asked to share my findings with you after the first round. Which you will remember because it was very... Read More →
