HOW SWEET IT IS
March 2nd, 2016 | by Boris
Did anyone else giggle like a little girl when they heard Victoria’s chief commissioner of police, Graham ‘Where’s My Concentration?’
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BALLS
March 1st, 2016 | by Boris
My testicles, as you can imagine, are important to me. They still function remarkably well, remain cancer-free, and help to
NORMAL TRANSMISSION RESUMED
January 8th, 2016 | by Boris
Did you miss me? I’m only asking out of politeness, because the field where I grow all the rats’ arses
THRILL JELLY
March 20th, 2015 | by Boris
Have you ever felt more alive than shortly after you’ve almost died? When every fibre of your love-handled being crackles
DO IT. PLEASE.
February 5th, 2014 | by Boris
I’m all for you wearing fluoro vests. The more fluoro-ey the better, I reckon. I would even encourage you to get pants, helmets and gloves to match. And no, painting your bike neon orange is not a bridge too far. It is the logical extension
STRENG VERBOTEN
January 14th, 2014 | by Boris
If you’ve ever wanted to see absolute power corrupt absolutely, just look north of the Tweed River
GANG BANG
November 25th, 2013 | by Boris
It seems like a type of paranoid dumbness has gripped our masters of late. I am concerned that the amount
TECHNOFEAR
August 25th, 2013 | by Boris
Once upon a time, I carried a tool roll on my motorcycle. This tool roll contained many useful items. It
DEMOCRACY SUCKS
July 30th, 2013 | by Boris
I know this may wound some of the sensitive, limpid-eyed souls among you, but we are not one big happy
DEAR MANUFACTURERS
March 6th, 2013 | by Boris
Your products have allowed me to experience the full gamut of human emotion – from murderous black despair, to a joy so intense I am sure I must have sprouted extra glee-glands to deal with it
