Published on August 25th, 2017 | by Boris
Matthew 7:15-23 New King James Version (NKJV) “Love the in-line fours, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves. You will know them by the tingling of your fruits. A good bike... Read More →
Published on August 24th, 2017 | by Boris
Each time I’m invited to ride a LAMs bike, I spend some time trying to retard myself to the level of a teenager who is new to bikes. After all, this is the target market and... Read More →
Published on August 22nd, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, I am so ripped. I’m shredded like cheese which is made of butter that has been removed by hammers from Spartan cows whose fat, pink udders have been bitten by mambas. I am so... Read More →
Published on August 14th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, What have you done with Andrea? You haven’t locked him in that cupboard where you keep all those pictures of yourself again, have you? He cried for weeks the last time you did that.... Read More →
Published on August 12th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, How good was I in FP1 and FP2, huh? No, ‘fantastic’ is not too strong a word. Neither is ‘superb’, ‘amazing’, ‘spectacular’, or ‘total domination’, which is actually two words, but I will permit... Read More →
Published on August 7th, 2017 | by Al
I was going to say I’ve never been so insulted in my life, but then I remembered... Read More →
Published on August 7th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, You’ve been standing up on that podium all night. You need to come down. It’s kinda creepy you up there in the dark waving your arms around and yelling, and me down here using... Read More →
Published on August 6th, 2017 | by Boris
1290 Super Duke R (aka BEAST 2.0), 1290 Super Duke GT, RC 390 & 390 Duke It was too much to process. Two days was nowhere near enough time to truly and fully comprehend what was... Read More →
Published on August 5th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, It’s me. Andrea. Your Number One rider. I’m sorry to bother you during a race weekend. I know how busy you are finding new octopus, churning butter, installing telemetry, bedding in those exciting new... Read More →
Published on August 4th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, Before you start screaming and breaking things, just hear me out. We’re going to give you a new fairing for the Brno round. We’ve been working on it while you were off trying on... Read More →
