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GOOD TIME MADE ON LONELY ROAD
Published on August 28th, 2017 | by Al
I told Froggy that there was a sign in the bathroom of my cheap motel room that reminded me of riding with him... Read More →
Dear George
“No good can come from you calling him a ‘Cheating Churchill puta who smells like stupid curry made from stolen cats'”
Published on August 26th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, You really do need to leave Cal Crutchlow alone. You know perfectly well he’s not stable. Look at his crazy eyes. See how they appear to look in two different directions at once? That’s... Read More →
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BIG RED-RIDING HOOD – PART ONE
Published on August 25th, 2017 | by Boris
Matthew 7:15-23 New King James Version (NKJV) “Love the in-line fours, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves. You will know them by the tingling of your fruits. A good bike... Read More →
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2017 BMW G310R REVIEW – Eine kleine Nachtmusik
Published on August 24th, 2017 | by Boris
Each time I’m invited to ride a LAMs bike, I spend some time trying to retard myself to the level of a teenager who is new to bikes. After all, this is the target market and... Read More →
Dear George
“Those stinking soccer hooligans on that gravy-stained rock where we are racing in a few days won’t know what hit them.”
Published on August 22nd, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, I am so ripped. I’m shredded like cheese which is made of butter that has been removed by hammers from Spartan cows whose fat, pink udders have been bitten by mambas. I am so... Read More →
Dear George
“And no, Rossi is not ‘crying like an orphan girl whose parents were murdered by pirates’…”
Published on August 14th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, What have you done with Andrea? You haven’t locked him in that cupboard where you keep all those pictures of yourself again, have you? He cried for weeks the last time you did that.... Read More →
Dear George
“I have made the Yellow Puta my man-girl who enjoys to be dominated from behind…”
Published on August 12th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, How good was I in FP1 and FP2, huh? No, ‘fantastic’ is not too strong a word. Neither is ‘superb’, ‘amazing’, ‘spectacular’, or ‘total domination’, which is actually two words, but I will permit... Read More →
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SAPPHO’S SUNGLASSES DEPRECATED BY AUTHORITIES
Published on August 7th, 2017 | by Al
I was going to say I’ve never been so insulted in my life, but then I remembered... Read More →
Dear George
“I do not know how long my phone-light will last. And when it goes out, the wolves will come for us.”
Published on August 7th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, You’ve been standing up on that podium all night. You need to come down. It’s kinda creepy you up there in the dark waving your arms around and yelling, and me down here using... Read More →
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KTM’s 2017 ROAD RAGERS – A TASTING PLATTER OF PUNCH AND PURITY
Published on August 6th, 2017 | by Boris
1290 Super Duke R (aka BEAST 2.0), 1290 Super Duke GT, RC 390 & 390 Duke It was too much to process. Two days was nowhere near enough time to truly and fully comprehend what was... Read More →
