Published on December 5th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, I hope your Christmas shopping for my gifts is going well. You know how much I love getting presents from you. Please make sure everything you get for me doesn’t clash with anything else... Read More →
Published on November 21st, 2017 | by Boris
It’s been a long time since Honda cast its eye over its flagship sportsbike. The earth has warmed. The dinosaurs are extinct. One Nation is back. It’s been 25 years since the CBR1000RR Fireblade first appeared... Read More →
Published on November 20th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, How much fun was testing!? I love testing. I did very well, I thought and I think you need to give me an A-plus. I read and understood all the messages you sent to... Read More →
Published on November 13th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, The fuck was that about? Seriously? Cosa fucking stavi fucking pensonado? We talked about this. A lot. We talked about it before Sepang. We talked about it during Sepang, and we sure did talk... Read More →
Published on November 10th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, Look how I have attained peak sexy. Yes, it is true. It is not fair, but because it is the last race after which I will be the world champion again, I do not... Read More →
Published on November 9th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, Have you had a stroke? Is that what accounts for your inability to smile at people who plan on buying a new Ducati? Yes, I know EICMA is a huge pain in the culo,... Read More →
Published on November 1st, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, Who is the ring-tailed grass-chewing puta responsible for this mierda?! I demand to know which stinking imbécil, whose mother is clearly a streetwalker in the slums of Madrid and whose father is unknown to... Read More →
Published on November 1st, 2017 | by Eva Cripps
Long-time BikeMe! member, Mike Clarke, has created a brewery and made the world a better place. He has run into issues from greedy developers and a local council which has decided fairness is something that doesn’t... Read More →
Published on October 30th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, You suggest Map 8? I’m winning the fucken race, and you suggest Map 8? Are you taking drogas? Are you soft in the cabeza? You better not be necking bottles of vino while I... Read More →
Published on October 29th, 2017 | by Boris
My friend Marinko called me the other day. “You want some more Rhok jeans?” he asked. “Mate, the ones you gave me years ago are still good,” I replied. I’m not one to knock back products... Read More →
