Published on October 13th, 2017 | by Boris
You may have heard that Jonas Folger has returned to Munich for medical tests, and the word is he may have contracted Epstein-Barr Virus (EBV) during the summer break. Nasty bastard of a thing, EBV. It’s... Read More →
Published on October 12th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, Are you sure this Japania is a country? I’ve been here two days now and I feel like I’m not even on earth anymore. It’s like stupid Portugal, but with electricity. It’s a very... Read More →
Published on October 9th, 2017 | by Guest Writer
By Henry Warne, Aged 22-and-a-half Henry, or Harry as he is called, is the son of a mate of mine. He bought himself a Vozz lid and I asked him to tell me what he thought... Read More →
Published on October 7th, 2017 | by Boris
Motorcyclists are weird about tyres. I am no exception. I get a certain brand into my head and I’m like some OCD mutt…no other tyre is as good, no other tyre is ever even to be... Read More →
Published on October 5th, 2017 | by Eva Cripps
Most people in Australia lead comfortable lives. Sure, cost of living might be rising, wages may be stagnating, and house prices going through the roof, but the majority of us still have shelter, food, and access... Read More →
Published on October 3rd, 2017 | by Boris
“What kind of German wizardry is this?” I asked Ray when he showed me pictures of Held’s new Imola Flash jacket. “It’s a very dark grey in this picture, and then it looks like it’s crusted... Read More →
Published on October 2nd, 2017 | by Al
Canowindra was redolent with history, and it was my type of history... Read More →
Published on October 1st, 2017 | by Boris
The life of a motorcycle marketing manager cannot be easy. He must get his brand’s product in front of as many eyes as he can. He must pander to the scum and villainy that make up... Read More →
Published on September 29th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, I have identified another few problem that need to be fixed inmediatamente, so put down all those stupid spanners and pay attention. Firstly, the Polish Asparagus Puta and the Other Asparagus Puta, the ugly... Read More →
Published on September 28th, 2017 | by Boris
It would be entirely appropriate to pronounce ‘R6’ as ‘ARGHSEX’. In fact, I would insist on it. Look at it. If you cannot see this is one of the sexiest-looking sportsbikes ever made, then you are... Read More →