Published on October 27th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, What are you doing? I had to chase a dozen stinking Malay monkey dealers away from the back of the garage this afternoon. Did you really put a sign up at the gate saying... Read More →
Published on October 27th, 2017 | by Guest Writer
By Andy Wright FROM THE EDITOR… I rode to Alice Springs with Andy Wright a while back on Indian Motorcycles’ Back To Alice extravaganza. Yes, that was the trip I hit the roo on. Andy... Read More →
Published on October 26th, 2017 | by Boris
My brother Alice summed this helmet up perfectly after hearing me rave about it. “It sounds like a helmet for people who hate helmets,” he said. “You nailed it,” I laughed. “That’s exactly what it is.”... Read More →
Published on October 26th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, Have you found my monkey yet? I’m hearing all sorts of horrible rumours little Ucciccio was murdered by that mad-eyed puta from England when he threw his rubbish Honda at me in Motegi. If... Read More →
Published on October 24th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Mr Lorenzo, My name is Karel. You may have seen me from time to time. I sometimes wave at you in Parc Firme, but you never wave back. You once asked me to bring you... Read More →
Published on October 17th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, I would have contacted you earlier, but I was too busy celebrating the crash of the Yellow Puta. My face hurts from smiling so much. Did you see it? I did. It happened right... Read More →
Published on October 16th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, Cazzo di me morto! Where is His monkey? What is His monkey? Who is Ucciccio? Madre di Dio! I cannot even go back to my hotel room. He has been banging on the door... Read More →
Published on October 13th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Cal, It’s Gigi. Sorry to bother you, but it appears you killed George’s special Best Luck Racing Monkey, Ucciccio, when you threw your Honda at him in Free Practice One this morning. As you can... Read More →
Published on October 13th, 2017 | by Boris
You may have heard that Jonas Folger has returned to Munich for medical tests, and the word is he may have contracted Epstein-Barr Virus (EBV) during the summer break. Nasty bastard of a thing, EBV. It’s... Read More →
Published on October 12th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, Are you sure this Japania is a country? I’ve been here two days now and I feel like I’m not even on earth anymore. It’s like stupid Portugal, but with electricity. It’s a very... Read More →
