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GANG AFT AGLEY
Published on September 25th, 2017 | by Al
It was to be a night, he wrote, of sober debate and quiet reflection... Read More →
Dear George
“I want to know how many legs the Yellow Puta has, how many of them are actually his, and which of them, if any, are broken, or belong to a third party.”
Published on September 21st, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, I have arrived at Aragon and I have arrived confused. What is that terrible Yellow Puta doing or not doing? The last I looked he was regrowing his leg after it fell off. Now... Read More →
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2017 TRIUMPH STREET TRIPLE 765RS, 765R & 765S REVIEW – COOL BRITTANIA
Published on September 12th, 2017 | by Boris
It’s hard not to applaud Triumph at the moment. Every new model the marque has launched in the last two years has been a quantum improvement over the previous one. This cannot be an easy thing... Read More →
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RURAL COLLARS FELT
Published on September 11th, 2017 | by Al
I tolerate riding dirt, but I can’t say I like it... Read More →
Dear George
“Mama mia! I am sorry to laugh, but you fly like the Superman! But not a good Superman. You fly like a little bit merda Superman…
Published on September 11th, 2017 | by Boris
Ciao George! How are you after your, how you say, incidente at Turn Six? I watch the Misano race from my couch because my bones must grow back a little bit before I can challenge once... Read More →
Dear George
“I shall not race at a track called Tribul Master Rossi GP San Rossi e Rossi di Rossi!”
Published on September 8th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, If you tell me the stupid Italians have re-named this racetrack after the Yellow Puta in honour of his busted legs, I’m going straight home. I shall not race at a track called Tribul... Read More →
Dear George
“I wish I was there to catch your tears in my Austrian MotoGP trophy and drink them. I would drink them, then I would throw them up and I would drink them again…”
Published on September 1st, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Yellow Puta, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! I will say it again. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH! How does it feel to see your 2017 season turn to dust? How does it feel to see your chance of ever winning a tenth world... Read More →
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BIG RED-RIDING HOOD – PART TWO
Published on August 30th, 2017 | by Boris
Isaiah 1:18 New King James Version (NKJV) “Come now, let us reason together, says the Lord: though your sins are like scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they are red like crimson, they... Read More →
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GOOD TIME MADE ON LONELY ROAD
Published on August 28th, 2017 | by Al
I told Froggy that there was a sign in the bathroom of my cheap motel room that reminded me of riding with him... Read More →
Dear George
“No good can come from you calling him a ‘Cheating Churchill puta who smells like stupid curry made from stolen cats'”
Published on August 26th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, You really do need to leave Cal Crutchlow alone. You know perfectly well he’s not stable. Look at his crazy eyes. See how they appear to look in two different directions at once? That’s... Read More →
