Published on April 30th, 2017 | by Eva Cripps
The world has changed significantly since the advent of social media. Mad reports of rider heroics and daring adventures are no long simply shared among friends, verbally recounted in lavishly exaggerated details for years to come.... Read More →
Published on April 21st, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, I’m an hour away from the track, and I am coming like the wrath of God with my Fuck You face on. I spent exactly 47 minutes with Mathias, and was then put in... Read More →
Published on April 20th, 2017 | by Boris
I believe Yamaha has solved a huge problem with the introduction of its new LAMs-friendly MT-07 Tracer. The problem, as I see it, is that LAMs riders don’t actually ride any proper distances. They may ride... Read More →
Published on April 19th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, How good am I? I have found the solution to your problem of not being able to build me a proper Ducati. So I am even better than you thought. I had a secret... Read More →
Published on April 18th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, I haven’t heard from you since you flew to Germany after that stupid non-race in Argentina. Everyone saw how that stinking blue Suzuki puta brake-checked me into Turn One. He is the most dangerous... Read More →
Published on April 17th, 2017 | by Boris
I’m not, as you may know, a fan of full-face helmets. And giving me one to test complicates my life in many ways. Firstly, I find myself having to actually look after the lid. It’s new,... Read More →
Published on April 17th, 2017 | by Al
“I have been called a degenerate before”, I told him... Read More →
Published on April 14th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, Get away from the fucken motorhome. I’m not in the wheel-well anymore. I have, in fact, been flown to Germany to meet with Matthias, and am now sitting outside his office until he is... Read More →
Published on April 13th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Mr George, We advise you that we represent the butter producers and hammer manufacturers of Europe, who are considering a class action against you. We understand in certain circles you refer to yourself as “Martillo... Read More →
Published on April 10th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Carmelo, We need to do that over again. Did you see the putas cheating? All the putas were cheating. Everyone of them! That Iannone puta, he is the worst. He jumped the start like a... Read More →
