Published on August 24th, 2018 | by Boris
Hey, Spanish Mango, You’re in my house now, you fat-cheeked knob-tosser. My house. Well, not my house where I live because Lucy’s not having any of that shite after Jack came over last time, drank all... Read More →
Published on August 14th, 2018 | by Boris
You may already be aware of the tent city the Australian MotoGP Corporation is erecting at the Phillip Island ractrack for the coming Australian round. I can barely contain my pride at this great undertaking. It... Read More →
Published on August 13th, 2018 | by Boris
PHOTOGRAPHY BY NICK EDARDS / HALF LIGHT PHOTOGRAPHIC The original Kawasaki Z1 is one of the most beautiful bikes ever made. And it will always be thus. An aesthetically almost-perfect creation, its proportions divine, its silhouette... Read More →
Published on August 13th, 2018 | by Boris
Yellow Puta, Behold the Mamba! Behold the glistening thrust of my thrusting thrust! Know that I am, now and forever world without end, El Spartano el Magnifico y Glorioso y Máximo Maestro del Acelerador Super Sexy... Read More →
Published on August 8th, 2018 | by Boris
Isn’t social media a wondrous thing? Not only can you experience the sum-total of human damnation in ten minutes, but sometimes random people will send you good things, like whisky. I do not know Simon Langridge.... Read More →
Published on August 2nd, 2018 | by Boris
Dear George, Was that really necessary? I know we don’t have all that much time left together but sending everyone this picture of you being nude on holidays is very disturbing. I don’t much care why... Read More →
Published on July 31st, 2018 | by Boris
The world exploded a little last night. Harley-Davidson released a bunch of pictures and some little information about a host of new models it plans to release in the next few years. This is quite big... Read More →
Published on July 20th, 2018 | by Boris
IMAGES BY NICK EDARDS / HALF LIGHT PHOTOGRAPHIC Honda’s A-Game, when it chooses to deploy it, is the very best in the world. It is, after all, the company that not only created the first true... Read More →
Published on July 15th, 2018 | by Boris
I realise most people could not give a toss about my state of mind. My happiness or sadness is, after all, my business. But I am ineffably saddened to hear of Dani Pedrosa’s retirement from MotoGP.... Read More →
Published on July 13th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Dwarf Puta, I have not given you permission to retire. How can you possibly imagine I would? Of course I understand you can no longer be a Repsol and that you must make way for... Read More →
