Published on June 22nd, 2018 | by Boris
IMAGES BY NICK EDARDS / HALF LIGHT PHOTOGRAPHIC On many Sundays all over the world, people go motorcycle riding. It’s replaced church, and rightly so. Groups of mates often ride wildly disparate motorcycles in wildly different... Read More →
Published on June 18th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, You want to be crawling in here on your scabby knees, your eyes downcast, and your crazy eyebrows all groomed up to the shit. My glory is undeniable! I am like a raging sea... Read More →
Published on June 18th, 2018 | by Al
“They’re called adventure tyres,” I told him... Read More →
Published on June 15th, 2018 | by Boris
IMAGES BY NICK EDARDS / HALF LIGHT PHOTOGRAPHIC The Aprilia Tuono RF is one of those bikes. It occupies that other echelon of motorcycles. It lives on another level, up where the air is rarefied and... Read More →
Published on June 11th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, This is why you’re so very much mierda at what you do. No sooner had the ink dried on my Satu Hati Gati Mat Fati contract than my new friends at Repsol sent me... Read More →
Published on June 8th, 2018 | by Boris
IMAGES BY NICK EDARDS/ HALF LIGHT PHOTOGRAPHIC There’s a certain je ne sais quoi about matte black bikes. They’ve all got it. Every one of them. You take any bike, perhaps a cheery red one, or... Read More →
Published on June 7th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, How fancy was my footwork, you tired old bag of eyebrows? How much pasta can you now pound into your leaking asentaderas? I make the zig and then I make the zag! Like a... Read More →
Published on June 4th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, Who is your Spartan Sex-Daddy now, you grey-haired old holster for leaky horse-penises? I am. Go on. Say it. “You’re my Spartan Sex-Daddy, George!” Have it tattooed on your chest next to your heart.... Read More →
Published on May 29th, 2018 | by Boris
I saw it on the Internet. On Facebook, actually. Suzuki was having an Adventure ride around Bathurst and it was inviting people to come along. If they were so minded, they could Test-ride any of the... Read More →
Published on May 28th, 2018 | by Boris
Ciao George, We live in the interesting times, yes? Ha ha! And by we, I mean you. And because we come now to the Mugello track, everything has become even more interesting for you. I saw... Read More →
