Published on September 7th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, I hate this stupid San Misanogellorino e della Riviera i Riminininini very much. There is too much of that asqueroso urine colour everywhere. I am surprised the flag-waving pasta putas have not yet constructed... Read More →
Published on August 30th, 2018 | by Boris
PHOTOGRAPHY BY GREG SMITH / Ikap You might know I’m a bit one-eyed about Speed Triples. I have owned four. I have loved them all with a passion. Even when one of them caught fire. When... Read More →
Published on August 28th, 2018 | by Al
I always figured God was a Bridgestone man... Read More →
Published on August 27th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, Why did the stupid Englandian cowards build this dam where before was the stupid Silverstone? Last time I raced here there was a track. Yes, it was bumpy and rough, like the colon of... Read More →
Published on August 24th, 2018 | by Boris
Hey, Spanish Mango, You’re in my house now, you fat-cheeked knob-tosser. My house. Well, not my house where I live because Lucy’s not having any of that shite after Jack came over last time, drank all... Read More →
Published on August 14th, 2018 | by Boris
You may already be aware of the tent city the Australian MotoGP Corporation is erecting at the Phillip Island ractrack for the coming Australian round. I can barely contain my pride at this great undertaking. It... Read More →
Published on August 13th, 2018 | by Boris
PHOTOGRAPHY BY NICK EDARDS / HALF LIGHT PHOTOGRAPHIC The original Kawasaki Z1 is one of the most beautiful bikes ever made. And it will always be thus. An aesthetically almost-perfect creation, its proportions divine, its silhouette... Read More →
Published on August 13th, 2018 | by Boris
Yellow Puta, Behold the Mamba! Behold the glistening thrust of my thrusting thrust! Know that I am, now and forever world without end, El Spartano el Magnifico y Glorioso y Máximo Maestro del Acelerador Super Sexy... Read More →
Published on August 8th, 2018 | by Boris
Isn’t social media a wondrous thing? Not only can you experience the sum-total of human damnation in ten minutes, but sometimes random people will send you good things, like whisky. I do not know Simon Langridge.... Read More →
Published on August 2nd, 2018 | by Boris
Dear George, Was that really necessary? I know we don’t have all that much time left together but sending everyone this picture of you being nude on holidays is very disturbing. I don’t much care why... Read More →
