Published on December 4th, 2018 | by Boris
Fuck Mark Marquez. Seriously. Fuck all 59kg of him and fuck all his tombstone-sized teeth while you’re there. He’s been in MotoGP what? Ten Minutes? And he’s already amassed five titles (seven, if you’re counting the... Read More →
Published on November 24th, 2018 | by Boris
One more X in its name and we’d be at such a level of helmet-porn, I’d have to take my pants off to write this. As it is, the the X-803 is right up there as... Read More →
Published on November 22nd, 2018 | by Eva Cripps
As the long warm days of summer draw closer, a certain demographic of motorcyclists are gearing up for another round of “Who can I blame this time?” when they inevitably crash. This pre-emptive misplaced culpability has... Read More →
Published on November 21st, 2018 | by Boris
PHOTOGRAPHY BY JOSH EVANS This cannot be right. It’s not a motorcycle. It’s dual front-wheel set-up offends my highly-developed motorcycle purity gland. How dare Yamaha even produce such a thing, then presume upon my purity by... Read More →
Published on November 20th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, the Germans and the rest of you Ducati Basura, I am leaving now. Stop touching me and trying to hug me. Seriously. You all smell like an old wooden floor after a bull has... Read More →
Published on November 19th, 2018 | by Al
In which Al spends thirteen hundred kilometres seeing if the Givi S920L is a worthy custodian of his electronics... Read More →
Published on November 17th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, Has he gone yet? Madre de Dios, surely he has left by now? And about time too. His ears had been blocking out the sun. I have been telling you to get rid of... Read More →
Published on November 6th, 2018 | by Boris
IMAGES BY NICK “IF YOU CRASH THIS IN THE WET THE PICS WILL BE REALLY SPECIAL” EDARDS / HALF LIGHT PHOTOGRAPHIC Right after the good people at BMW demanded I return the K1600B (B is for... Read More →
Published on November 6th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Yellow Puta, I would have written earlier, but I was in too much pain from laughing so hard. All my intestinos had knotted themselves in pleasure. I could not make the kaka for three days!... Read More →
Published on November 3rd, 2018 | by Al
Al on living with the Schuberth R2 for six thousand kilometres... Read More →
