Published on May 2nd, 2019 | by Boris
Ola, everybody! El Mamba di Repsolo Grande y Glorioso y Poderso y Naranja y Espectacular y Seductor y Fantastico once again walks among you! And Ola to you too, Poo-eegah! You look very brave in... Read More →
Published on April 28th, 2019 | by Boris
I like it very much when a motorcycle company tries. Like, really, really tries when it produces a new model. It means that company cares. I’m starting to think Royal Enfield, the company which produces almost... Read More →
Published on April 25th, 2019 | by Boris
IMAGES AND GILLS BY NICK EDARDS / HALF LIGHT PHOTOGRAPHIC I wish to make a few things clear right up front. Yes, by all means pile the knotted angst-panties over in that old field of... Read More →
Published on April 15th, 2019 | by Boris
Ramon, I am very concerned about Poo-eegah. He has not stopped screaming and crying and kicking for several hours now. I can hear him over the singing of Ricky Martin in my headphones. Gigi was bad... Read More →
Published on April 14th, 2019 | by Boris
Dear Poo-eegah, How long will you spend kicking the walls in the toilet? I have a championship to win, and while I can do that without you, if you break the toilet, then where will Marty... Read More →
Published on April 9th, 2019 | by Boris
GREAT IMAGES BY NICK EDARDS / HALF LIGHT PHOTOGRAPHIC CRAP IMAGES BY ME In which our hero demonstrates the insurmountable spirit extant in his soul, offers life-advice even where none is asked for, and shows a... Read More →
Published on April 9th, 2019 | by Boris
GREAT IMAGES BY NICK EDARDS / HALF LIGHT PHOTOGRAHIC CRAP IMAGES BY ME In which our hero demonstrates the efficacy of shit-magnetism, forced induction, old friendships, and how important the little things are – like seats... Read More →
Published on April 2nd, 2019 | by Boris
Dear Yelling Eskimo, You must be a little bit more calm, yes? Take the lesson from me and see how placido domingo and dignified I am when things do not go as expected. Of course, the... Read More →
Published on April 2nd, 2019 | by Boris
IMAGES BY NICK EDARDS / HALF LIGHT PHOTOGRAPHIC A ride on a new Honda Goldwing should not, by any objective expectation, become a savage, rain-lashed, corner-carving, fiend-fest. But mine did. It began prosaically enough, as these... Read More →
Published on March 31st, 2019 | by Boris
In which our hero recounts some of the many conversations he has had with well-meaning chieftains, champions, and low-panted busy-bodies he has encountered in his travels. He has made selfless efforts to shine the light of... Read More →
