Published on August 6th, 2019 | by Boris
Dear worthless putas, What was that rubbish? I fell asleep twice. Carlito had to whisper to me to wake me. The most exciting thing of the Bern race was watching stupid Uncini trying not... Read More →
Published on July 31st, 2019 | by Boris
Dear Poo-eegah, Not a single visit. Not single postcard. Not a single basket of fruit and chocolates. I have been regrowing my spine for two months now and you have not even called me. Has... Read More →
Published on July 29th, 2019 | by Boris
FASHION PHOTOGRAPHY BY NICK ‘WORK IT’ EDARDS / HALF LIGHT PHOTOGRAPHIC Here’s your only warning, ladies. I will not tolerate you fighting like heated cats over me. You will break a nail, and muss your hair... Read More →
Published on July 27th, 2019 | by Boris
IMAGES BY NICK EDARDS / HALF LIGHT PHOTOGRAPHIC You know that uncle. He’d come to your house when you were a kid. He’d have a few cans. He’d play some cricket with you. Then, when the... Read More →
Published on July 22nd, 2019 | by Boris
This helmet is like a party girl with all the fixins. This is what I said to Grant at Ron Angel Wholesale. “Grant,” I said. “This X-903 is like one of them fully loaded party-girls. It’s... Read More →
Published on July 20th, 2019 | by Boris
Images by Nick Edards / Half Light Photographic I have been a decades-long fan of Andy Strapz gear. All of it. I know Andy, I know how he stands behind every product he sells, and I... Read More →
Published on July 16th, 2019 | by Boris
IMAGERY BY NICK “BLINDED BY THE WHITE” EDARDS / HALF LIGHT PHOTOGRAPHIC There’s nothing like a fat-bottomed, sass-filled cruiser being hard-hurled into a sharp corner to make you feel alive. There’s drama, movement, a heavy-metal soundtrack,... Read More →
Published on July 10th, 2019 | by Boris
In which our hero is given a new incarnation of the Niken which deals efficiently with several issues the original Niken had. These issues mainly centred around brutalised buttocks, frozen hands, facial wind burn, the danger... Read More →
Published on June 3rd, 2019 | by Al
James from work said he was sick of riding on the train and he was looking for a cheap bike... Read More →
Published on May 31st, 2019 | by Boris
Dear Poo-eegah, I have returned to Yellow Putaland. And my headache has returned to my face. What is wrong with these chimpanzees? The last racer he beat was Agostinelli in 1925. Yet they still burn... Read More →
