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FIRST BLOOM OF LOVE RECALLED
Published on August 24th, 2019 | by Al
Even the cops know there’s no money in Thursdays... Read More →
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“Football hooligans full of lager making the urine everywhere. Even the she-hooligans! I see them squatting among the weeds with their giant yoga pants pulled down.”
Published on August 23rd, 2019 | by Boris
Dear Poo-eegah! I have returned! The balloons have not yet fallen from the ceiling, but I’m sure that will happen even before I conquer this stupid new Silverock track. Look at it! It is rubbish.... Read More →
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DAYTONA AC DRY GTX BOOT REVIEW – Toss all your other boots into the bin
Published on August 22nd, 2019 | by Boris
I have been stomping around in these wonders now for almost three months. All of winter, in fact. They are the second pair of Daytona boots I have acquired. You may read of the first pair... Read More →
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TOGETHER IN ELECTRIC DREAMS? Electric motorcycles? No thanks.
Published on August 16th, 2019 | by Boris
Let me make my understanding plain. I understand electric motorcycles are coming. Some are already here. Some are even being raced. I understand as far as the environment is concerned, electric motorcycles, and indeed electric vehicles,... Read More →
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2019 YAMAHA YZF-R3 UPDATE – SOME TIME LATER…
Published on August 15th, 2019 | by Boris
I have had this marvellous little bike in my possession for a while now. And I guess it’s possessed me some as well. And that, friends and relatives, I did not expect. We have had some... Read More →
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WANNA RIDE SOUTH AFRICA?
Published on August 13th, 2019 | by Boris
I know, I know. It’s a dumb question. Personally, I have always wanted to ride South Africa. But Mike Ferris, who owns and runs World On Wheels, is smart enough to never take me there. There... Read More →
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WHITHER, HARLEY-DAVIDSON?
Published on August 12th, 2019 | by Boris
I am a long-standing, card-carrying lover of Harley-Davidson. I have owned and ridden its bikes hundreds of thousands of kilometres, in an outlaw club no less, since before the marque became something dentists took their wives... Read More →
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2019 DUCATI DIAVEL 1260 REVIEW – OLD TIME RELIGION
Published on August 8th, 2019 | by Boris
IMAGES BY NICK ‘LIGHTNING’ EDARDS / HALF LIGHT PHOTOGRAPHIC If the Diavel was a man, he would be the kind of man who strangled bears on top of mountains. Heavy-shouldered and mighty. Filled with portent and... Read More →
Dear George
“Boring, tedious Putas! The lot of you. Nothing but a herd of quick-shitting she-donkeys too scared to make the passing and the accelerations.”
Published on August 6th, 2019 | by Boris
Dear worthless putas, What was that rubbish? I fell asleep twice. Carlito had to whisper to me to wake me. The most exciting thing of the Bern race was watching stupid Uncini trying not... Read More →
Dear George
“I do not need a spine to race against that harem of worthless has-beens, waiters, poodles, Can-Can dancers, beer-pigs, Tom Cruise, corpses, unshaved gorillas, Oliveira, and frightened, sad-eyed mops who cry all the time.”
Published on July 31st, 2019 | by Boris
Dear Poo-eegah, Not a single visit. Not single postcard. Not a single basket of fruit and chocolates. I have been regrowing my spine for two months now and you have not even called me. Has... Read More →
