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MAN BUYS XMAS GIFT FOR MOTORCYCLE

Published on May 29th, 2019 | by Al

Al bought his motorcycle a Christmas gift. It was a random act of kindness... Read More →

TURBO NIKEN REVIEW – WEAPONS-GRADE IN WAR-BEIGE

Published on May 28th, 2019 | by Boris

IMAGES BY NICK EDARDS /HALF LIGHT PHOTOGRAPHIC Certain man-giblets I have start gronking whenever turbocharging becomes involved in a motorcycle. The Hell-Snail and I have some history. I rode the first turbocharged Harley in Australia. This... Read More →

Dear George

“Ramon said you were now calling yourself the Mother of Dragons, and standing in front of Quartararo’s van yelling ‘Dracarys!’ and hissing like a kettle.”

Published on May 22nd, 2019 | by Boris

Dear George, I have spent so much time kneeling in church, my knees are crusted with weeping scabs and the incense has given me emphysema. Six priests offered to have sex with me. They... Read More →

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2019 INDIAN FTR1200S REVIEW – UPON THE WARPATH

Published on May 20th, 2019 | by Boris

Indian’s flat-track-inspired FTR1200 has been the most eagerly anticipated motorcycle since the time of Christ – which is unapologetic hyperbole, but it’s kinda true. Here was an entirely new style of bike from a factory that... Read More →

Dear George

“The police monkey was burning the hair off his body with fire and his leathers were hanging up outside his trailer.”

Published on May 18th, 2019 | by Boris

Dear Poo-eegah, This Lemon racetrack is stupid. And there are many strange things going on. Usually, the strange things happen later in the season when everybody is tired and looking for work for the... Read More →

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TALES OF THE NIKEN – EPISODE 12

Published on May 13th, 2019 | by Boris

In which our hero suddenly remembers that winter was coming, and had in fact largely arrived in the darkness before the dawn upon a road fraught with vermin. And at a time when sensible people are... Read More →

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2019 TRIUMPH SPEED TWIN REVIEW – THE PROGRESSION OF EMPIRE

Published on May 13th, 2019 | by Boris

IMAGES BY MARK DADSWELL To my mind, a motorcycle has to be lovely to look at before I would consider showering the salesman with dollars. It doesn’t matter to me what others think about my purchase.... Read More →

Dear George

“Bradl beat you! Hello? Bradl. He’s been drinking beer and marching around in circles singing the Sound Of Music soundtrack for the last year.”

Published on May 8th, 2019 | by Boris

Kakui Yoshishige, Please allow me to share in the joy of our company’s exciting win on Sunday in the Land of the Bleeding Bull With Swords In Its Honourable Neck. I look forward to crying... Read More →

Dear George

Once, the Criminal Redding sent me a woman’s purse he had stolen. The Yellow Puta always sends me his used knee-sliders. On the card he writes: “In case yours do not work, stronzo.”

Published on May 2nd, 2019 | by Boris

Ola, everybody! El Mamba di Repsolo Grande y Glorioso y Poderso y Naranja y Espectacular y Seductor y Fantastico once again walks among you! And Ola to you too, Poo-eegah! You look very brave in... Read More →

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2019 ROYAL ENFIELD 650 CONTINENTAL GT REVIEW – THE SUB-CONTINENT’S FINEST HOUR

Published on April 28th, 2019 | by Boris

I like it very much when a motorcycle company tries. Like, really, really tries when it produces a new model. It means that company cares. I’m starting to think Royal Enfield, the company which produces almost... Read More →