Published on February 14th, 2017 | by George
Dear Gigi, Look who I just saw conspiring against me! It’s that traitor Vinales. I’ve always hated him. Is that Jonas Fucking Folger he’s with? Can you check? I’m sure I’ve see that puto somewhere before.... Read More →
Published on February 14th, 2017 | by Gigi
Dear George, No, I do not know what that “Rossi-puta’s fucken tyres” are doing outside your pit garage at Phillip Island. All I know is that the sound of breaking furniture and wild shrieking inside your... Read More →
Published on February 13th, 2017 | by George
Dear Gigi, Have you seen these pictures? What’s going on here, Gigi? I’ll tell you what’s going on. Nothing, Gigi. That’s what. You know why? Because it’s all going on in Thailand, that’s why. Vinales doing... Read More →
Published on February 13th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, Let me first welcome you to the beautiful city of Sydney and let you know how proud we are to have you here. I have spoken to the city council and unfortunately we are... Read More →
Published on February 7th, 2017 | by Gigi
Dear George, I hate to be the one to tell you, but that Englishman Mat Oxley we chased out of the pits last week is writing things about our secret box again. He is convinced we... Read More →
Published on February 6th, 2017 | by Al
Note to self: brake harder next time... Read More →
Published on February 2nd, 2017 | by Gigi
Dear George, I think you may have seen the following article by Mat Oxley. Or you may not have seen it since it only mentions your name once and the heading is all about Vinales and... Read More →
Published on February 2nd, 2017 | by Gigi
Dear George, You can’t stay locked in the toilet indefinetivo. Ninth is not so bad. Sure, Bautista is faster, but we think that’s because his crew chief is a voodoo priest. Yes, I know we said... Read More →
Published on February 1st, 2017 | by Gigi
Dear George, It was very nice of you to buy champagne for everybody last night, but it’s not like you won the championship. You just came eighth in practice. So it’s a bit too early for... Read More →
Published on January 31st, 2017 | by George
Gigi, One of the satellite guys has a dog on his helmet. I think it is Redding. I’m not sure. Was he racing last year? Anyway, can we get a dog? It could make all the... Read More →
