Published on February 18th, 2017 | by George
Dear Gigi, have you been trying to reach me? I have all these missed calls from Germany on my phone. Did you fly to Germany? I didn’t see you on Friday night. Decent weekend, huh? I... Read More →
Published on February 17th, 2017 | by Suzuki
Dear George, Thank you for your email. No, the fact that we hung “the Iannone puta’s bitch-blue puta suit” out the front of his cabin does not mean that Andrea has died. So it also doesn’t... Read More →
Published on February 16th, 2017 | by Ducati
Dear Mr Dall’Igna, Matthias here. You can call me Herr Müller. I have just been handed today’s final timesheet for MotoGP Practice in Austria. Firstly, I did not know there were islands in Austria, but then... Read More →
Published on February 16th, 2017 | by George
Dear Gigi, Look, I know I’m currently in 12th, but according to numerology 12 is a very powerful number. It stands for focus, work ethic, and the Disciples of Jesus. And it’s also the atomic number... Read More →
Published on February 16th, 2017 | by Gigi
Dear George, I’m sorry about last night’s text message. I was a little emotional. It’s what happens when the Spartan chooses to return without his shield rather than lying on it. And I’ve sorted the Germans... Read More →
Published on February 15th, 2017 | by George
Dear Gigi, I just got your message. I haven’t had time to read it yet. I’ll have a look after dinner, which I’m thinking should be pizza. I really like pizza. But check it out! I’m... Read More →
Published on February 15th, 2017 | by Gigi
Dear George, Do you know who Jonas Fucking Folger is? He’s the bloke who finished in front of you. No-one knows who he is, but we know he’s faster than you. Any second now I’m going... Read More →
Published on February 15th, 2017 | by George
Dear Gigi, Seriously – what the fuck? Why isn’t Ducati doing this for me? I’m pretty sure it’s in my contract. And if it’s good enough for that puto Iannone, it’s sure as merda good enough... Read More →
Published on February 14th, 2017 | by George
Dear Gigi, Look who I just saw conspiring against me! It’s that traitor Vinales. I’ve always hated him. Is that Jonas Fucking Folger he’s with? Can you check? I’m sure I’ve see that puto somewhere before.... Read More →
Published on February 14th, 2017 | by Gigi
Dear George, No, I do not know what that “Rossi-puta’s fucken tyres” are doing outside your pit garage at Phillip Island. All I know is that the sound of breaking furniture and wild shrieking inside your... Read More →
