Published on June 3rd, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, Have I told you how much I hate Mugello? Why don’t the stupid putas just paint the whole track yellow and be done with it? I’m surprised they haven’t renamed the whole circuit Cattedrale... Read More →
Published on May 29th, 2017 | by Al
“It could be worse”, I said. “Look on the bright side."... Read More →
Published on May 24th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, How much bigger and sassier is your Big Red Sassy Daddy now, huh? If I was any bigger, redder or sassier I would be like an interplanetary penis rampaging through the buttery... Read More →
Published on April 21st, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, I’m an hour away from the track, and I am coming like the wrath of God with my Fuck You face on. I spent exactly 47 minutes with Mathias, and was then put in... Read More →
Published on April 19th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, How good am I? I have found the solution to your problem of not being able to build me a proper Ducati. So I am even better than you thought. I had a secret... Read More →
Published on April 18th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, I haven’t heard from you since you flew to Germany after that stupid non-race in Argentina. Everyone saw how that stinking blue Suzuki puta brake-checked me into Turn One. He is the most dangerous... Read More →
Published on April 17th, 2017 | by Al
“I have been called a degenerate before”, I told him... Read More →
Published on April 14th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, Get away from the fucken motorhome. I’m not in the wheel-well anymore. I have, in fact, been flown to Germany to meet with Matthias, and am now sitting outside his office until he is... Read More →
Published on April 13th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Mr George, We advise you that we represent the butter producers and hammer manufacturers of Europe, who are considering a class action against you. We understand in certain circles you refer to yourself as “Martillo... Read More →
Published on April 10th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Carmelo, We need to do that over again. Did you see the putas cheating? All the putas were cheating. Everyone of them! That Iannone puta, he is the worst. He jumped the start like a... Read More →
