Published on August 14th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, What have you done with Andrea? You haven’t locked him in that cupboard where you keep all those pictures of yourself again, have you? He cried for weeks the last time you did that.... Read More →
Published on August 12th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, How good was I in FP1 and FP2, huh? No, ‘fantastic’ is not too strong a word. Neither is ‘superb’, ‘amazing’, ‘spectacular’, or ‘total domination’, which is actually two words, but I will permit... Read More →
Published on August 7th, 2017 | by Al
I was going to say I’ve never been so insulted in my life, but then I remembered... Read More →
Published on August 7th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, You’ve been standing up on that podium all night. You need to come down. It’s kinda creepy you up there in the dark waving your arms around and yelling, and me down here using... Read More →
Published on August 5th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, It’s me. Andrea. Your Number One rider. I’m sorry to bother you during a race weekend. I know how busy you are finding new octopus, churning butter, installing telemetry, bedding in those exciting new... Read More →
Published on August 4th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, Before you start screaming and breaking things, just hear me out. We’re going to give you a new fairing for the Brno round. We’ve been working on it while you were off trying on... Read More →
Published on August 3rd, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, I am ready to start the fight for the championship now. As you know, so far I have been working very hard to get a good feel for the telemetry, and it is not... Read More →
Published on July 24th, 2017 | by Al
“Oh dear” I said. “I really must be more careful.”... Read More →
Published on July 21st, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, I have some really good news. I have decided to write my memoirs. So while the other putas are all partying on the beach with sluts who have pierced their genitals, I am doing... Read More →
Published on July 10th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, It’s Andrea. I’m pretty sure you remember me. I was the one who introduced you to your Ducati at Catalunya last year. I didn’t plan to, but you were having one of your moments.... Read More →
