Published on September 25th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, Did you see how totally magnífico I was yesterday? The chicas in the stands were taking off their underpants! Did you see how I dominado and conquistada those stinking stupid putas who dared to... Read More →
Published on September 25th, 2017 | by Al
It was to be a night, he wrote, of sober debate and quiet reflection... Read More →
Published on September 21st, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, I have arrived at Aragon and I have arrived confused. What is that terrible Yellow Puta doing or not doing? The last I looked he was regrowing his leg after it fell off. Now... Read More →
Published on September 11th, 2017 | by Al
I tolerate riding dirt, but I can’t say I like it... Read More →
Published on September 11th, 2017 | by Boris
Ciao George! How are you after your, how you say, incidente at Turn Six? I watch the Misano race from my couch because my bones must grow back a little bit before I can challenge once... Read More →
Published on September 8th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, If you tell me the stupid Italians have re-named this racetrack after the Yellow Puta in honour of his busted legs, I’m going straight home. I shall not race at a track called Tribul... Read More →
Published on September 1st, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Yellow Puta, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! I will say it again. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH! How does it feel to see your 2017 season turn to dust? How does it feel to see your chance of ever winning a tenth world... Read More →
Published on August 28th, 2017 | by Al
I told Froggy that there was a sign in the bathroom of my cheap motel room that reminded me of riding with him... Read More →
Published on August 26th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, You really do need to leave Cal Crutchlow alone. You know perfectly well he’s not stable. Look at his crazy eyes. See how they appear to look in two different directions at once? That’s... Read More →
Published on August 22nd, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, I am so ripped. I’m shredded like cheese which is made of butter that has been removed by hammers from Spartan cows whose fat, pink udders have been bitten by mambas. I am so... Read More →
