Published on March 2nd, 2016 | by Boris
Did anyone else giggle like a little girl when they heard Victoria’s chief commissioner of police, Graham ‘Where’s My Concentration?’ Ashton was nailed for 108km/h in a 100 zone? I did. In fact, I sounded more... Read More →
Published on March 1st, 2016 | by Boris
Be calm. I realise that some of you might have thought you were looking at a green-and-black Deadpool riding a Tenere. But it’s not him. It’s me. I have caparisoned myself in the latest Held body... Read More →
Published on March 1st, 2016 | by Boris
My testicles, as you can imagine, are important to me. They still function remarkably well, remain cancer-free, and help to handsomely fill out my underpants without the aid of rolled-up socks. I am, in every sense... Read More →
Published on March 1st, 2016 | by Boris
Once in a while, a special bit of riding kit comes along, and you think to yourself: ‘This will take the world by storm. I should buy shares. Think of all the expensive women I’ll be... Read More →
Published on February 28th, 2016 | by Boris
Yes, it is a tragedy when you just can’t get to Phillip Island for the World Supers. Let us all hug it out, like men who can’t be at the Island. Now that that’s done, please... Read More →
Published on February 24th, 2016 | by Boris
There are few people from my ancestral lands in Europe who don’t have some Turkish blood – a consequence of being part of the Ottoman Empire for four centuries. That said, there are bugger-all Turks who... Read More →
Published on February 23rd, 2016 | by Boris
Everyone loves a parade. Such displays have been part of human history and social cohesion since the first whip opened the first slave’s back. And there are parades which are meaningful, or poignant, or redolent with... Read More →
Published on February 23rd, 2016 | by Boris
Let me raise your awareness for a second. Let me demonstrate how awareness should be raised, and then we can all go about our business with grace and dignity, fully cognisant of life’s many ironies. Recently,... Read More →
Published on February 22nd, 2016 | by Al
The cops came around to seize my hunting rifles on the day that the mujaheddin shot the police accountant in the head near the German Bier Café.... Read More →
Published on February 21st, 2016 | by Boris
I’m fussy about sunglasses. There are two reasons for this. 1. I value my eyes, because even if they cut my arms and legs off, I’ll still work out a way to ride a bike, but... Read More →
