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Published on February 24th, 2016 | by Boris

NOLAN N21 HELMET TESTED – Any cooler and it’d be a frozen polar bear

There are few people from my ancestral lands in Europe who don’t have some Turkish blood – a consequence of being part of the Ottoman Empire for four centuries. That said, there are bugger-all Turks who don’t boast rich Balkan blood in their veins, either.

Apart from a disposition towards being loud, war-like and carved from the rock of vengeance itself, this ancestry also offers up a magnificent nose.

Now this nose comes courtesy of the Romans, who spent a bit of time in that part of the world, and spread their conquering seed throughout Bithynia, Pontus, Pisidia, Pamphylia and Cappadocia, which is now modern Turkey.

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“Is that an ethically-sourced craft-crafted hop-soy beer-latte I see?”

So I blame Marcus Ulpius Trajanus (or as his mates called him, the Emperor Trajan) for the fact that the Nolan’s clever retractable visor sits on my Roman nose, rather than in front of it.

But it’s no biggie. I could always have surgery.

And quite frankly, you might wanna consider that option if the same happens to you, because the N21 Nolan could be worth it.

It is, hands down, the finest and most up-market open-face helmet I have ever owned. Which is not hard, quite frankly. But the N21 is certainly an order of magnitude better made than any other open-face I have yet seen.

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It has all the ticks sewn in so the police will only detain you briefly.

It is very light (2.6kgs) and fits so snugly, one is theoretically disposed to achieve quite high velocities without it lifting or trying to strangle you.

The lining is removable, washable and will repel bacteria by presumably yelling at it. The shell is polycarbonate, the visor is scratch resistant (and replaceable), and there is a great helmet strap-retention system – and that strap couldn’t be more plush if it was made from the belly-fur of baby stoats. Just the thing you want from your lid-strap when you haven’t shaved for three days. There is also a neck roll thingy at the back which is meant to cut down on noise, but hey, it’s an open-face. Wear ear-plugs if you want peace.

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It’s just a custom-painted vision splendid.

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It’s like putting your head inside a Japanese love pillow.

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Yep, just like the sign says.

I’ve done some kays in it, maybe about 3000, urban and jungle, and the biggest problem I’m having is I don’t wanna scratch it. It’s just so beautifully painted and finished. No, it’s not a Faberge egg, but you know how it is with new stuff. Don’t worry, I shall certainly drop it at some stage, then it won’t be new anymore and I’ll not care about the scratches and put sweary stickers on it.

It’s got a relatively shallow profile compared to a Bell. This means it sits higher up on the side of your head. That’s not at all an issue until you go to hang it on your mirror when you take it off. Place it carefully on the seat instead. Or take it with you to the pub Yeah, do that because it will attract girls, being all shiny and sexy and colourful.

The finish is certainly a work of wonder. It’s the kind of big-dollar paintjob you see on custom showbikes. Now don’t fret. It does come in plain colours as well for those days when you don’t feel like being a Vegas showgirl.

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Those are custom-painted scratches.

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This is the visor deployed. No problem. Glorious.

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This is the visor deployed with my nose interfering with it.

Me? Well, I have enough tattoos of skulls not to be mistaken for a showgirl, and my beard is more closely aligned to Satan than it is to hipster pomade, so I like it. I enjoy the visual paradox it offers the viewers.

The lining is also very high on the luxury and craftsmanship scale. And I truly appreciate luxury and craftsmanship at my age. There really is some fine stuff going on inside the N21.

So it works by not lifting at speed. It’s very comfortable (love the strap) and relatively quiet. Takes fat-sided sunnies without an issue (a lot of open-faces don’t). The retractable visor rests on my fabulous nose when deployed, so it stays undeployed and out of sight (though I did use it in a rainstorm and it helped ease the sting). The finish and lining are both outrageously good, and as far as open-face lids go, this is as good as it gets.

Nice one, Nolan.

WHERE’S IT MADE? Italy.

HOW MUCH? $199 for a plain one, $239 for one with graphics, or bring $309 with you if you want one like mine. Or we can play poker for it, if you like.

You may examine more of the Nolan N21 HERE.

Ron Angel Wholesale is the importer, and they will be happy to tell you where you can get one. Contact them and tell them I sent you. They might hang up, but be persistent.

Ron Angel Wholesale Pty Ltd
33 Macquarie Drive, Thomastown Victoria 3074
16 Moreton St, Heathwood Queensland 4110

VIC: (03) 9464 3366 • NSW : (02) 9820 4444 • Qld/NT : 1300 997 006 • WA : (08) 9478 6211 • SA : (03) 9464 3366 • TAS : (03) 6326 9199 • NZ : 0011 64 67586798

Fax:  +61 3 9464 3386

EMAIL: [email protected]

You may also view this wondrous promo video, which sadly doesn’t have any bikini girls in it, but it’s kinda mesmerising after a few beers.

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is a writer who has contributed to many magazines and websites over the years, edited a couple of those things as well, and written a few books. But his most important contribution is pissing people off. He feels this is his calling in life and something he takes seriously. He also enjoys whiskey, whisky and the way girls dance on tables. And riding motorcycles. He's pretty keen on that, too.



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