Published on September 1st, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Yellow Puta, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! I will say it again. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH! How does it feel to see your 2017 season turn to dust? How does it feel to see your chance of ever winning a tenth world... Read More →
Published on August 30th, 2017 | by Boris
Isaiah 1:18 New King James Version (NKJV) “Come now, let us reason together, says the Lord: though your sins are like scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they are red like crimson, they... Read More →
Published on August 28th, 2017 | by Al
I told Froggy that there was a sign in the bathroom of my cheap motel room that reminded me of riding with him... Read More →
Published on August 26th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, You really do need to leave Cal Crutchlow alone. You know perfectly well he’s not stable. Look at his crazy eyes. See how they appear to look in two different directions at once? That’s... Read More →
Published on August 25th, 2017 | by Boris
Matthew 7:15-23 New King James Version (NKJV) “Love the in-line fours, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves. You will know them by the tingling of your fruits. A good bike... Read More →
Published on August 24th, 2017 | by Boris
Each time I’m invited to ride a LAMs bike, I spend some time trying to retard myself to the level of a teenager who is new to bikes. After all, this is the target market and... Read More →
Published on August 22nd, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, I am so ripped. I’m shredded like cheese which is made of butter that has been removed by hammers from Spartan cows whose fat, pink udders have been bitten by mambas. I am so... Read More →
Published on August 14th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, What have you done with Andrea? You haven’t locked him in that cupboard where you keep all those pictures of yourself again, have you? He cried for weeks the last time you did that.... Read More →
Published on August 12th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, How good was I in FP1 and FP2, huh? No, ‘fantastic’ is not too strong a word. Neither is ‘superb’, ‘amazing’, ‘spectacular’, or ‘total domination’, which is actually two words, but I will permit... Read More →
Published on August 7th, 2017 | by Al
I was going to say I’ve never been so insulted in my life, but then I remembered... Read More →
