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UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOUR IGNORED
Published on June 3rd, 2019 | by Al
James from work said he was sick of riding on the train and he was looking for a cheap bike... Read More →
Dear George
“Put the bowing pads on the floor so the Respol Bushidos do not bruise their delicate faces making the kow-tow to me when I return in glorious victory glory.”
Published on May 31st, 2019 | by Boris
Dear Poo-eegah, I have returned to Yellow Putaland. And my headache has returned to my face. What is wrong with these chimpanzees? The last racer he beat was Agostinelli in 1925. Yet they still burn... Read More →
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2019 APRILIA RSV4 1100 & TUONO 1100 FACTORY REVIEW – THE ROMAN EMPIRE RETURNS
Published on May 31st, 2019 | by Boris
IMAGES BY TIM MUNRO I came away from the press launch of the 2019 Aprilias buzzing like a Geiger counter inside a Chernobyl cow. I wanted to write things immediately. Crazy things. Scribblings of maddened passion... Read More →
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DAYTONA AC4 WD BOOTS REVIEWED – SUBLIME GERMAN CRAFTSMANSHIP
Published on May 30th, 2019 | by Boris
I’m sure some of you crustier long-termers have heard of Daytona boots. I had certainly heard of them. They were the stuff of legend. I could never afford a pair, so I coveted them from afar.... Read More →
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MAN BUYS XMAS GIFT FOR MOTORCYCLE
Published on May 29th, 2019 | by Al
Al bought his motorcycle a Christmas gift. It was a random act of kindness... Read More →
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TURBO NIKEN REVIEW – WEAPONS-GRADE IN WAR-BEIGE
Published on May 28th, 2019 | by Boris
IMAGES BY NICK EDARDS /HALF LIGHT PHOTOGRAPHIC Certain man-giblets I have start gronking whenever turbocharging becomes involved in a motorcycle. The Hell-Snail and I have some history. I rode the first turbocharged Harley in Australia. This... Read More →
Dear George
“Ramon said you were now calling yourself the Mother of Dragons, and standing in front of Quartararo’s van yelling ‘Dracarys!’ and hissing like a kettle.”
Published on May 22nd, 2019 | by Boris
Dear George, I have spent so much time kneeling in church, my knees are crusted with weeping scabs and the incense has given me emphysema. Six priests offered to have sex with me. They... Read More →
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2019 INDIAN FTR1200S REVIEW – UPON THE WARPATH
Published on May 20th, 2019 | by Boris
Indian’s flat-track-inspired FTR1200 has been the most eagerly anticipated motorcycle since the time of Christ – which is unapologetic hyperbole, but it’s kinda true. Here was an entirely new style of bike from a factory that... Read More →
Dear George
“The police monkey was burning the hair off his body with fire and his leathers were hanging up outside his trailer.”
Published on May 18th, 2019 | by Boris
Dear Poo-eegah, This Lemon racetrack is stupid. And there are many strange things going on. Usually, the strange things happen later in the season when everybody is tired and looking for work for the... Read More →
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TALES OF THE NIKEN – EPISODE 12
Published on May 13th, 2019 | by Boris
In which our hero suddenly remembers that winter was coming, and had in fact largely arrived in the darkness before the dawn upon a road fraught with vermin. And at a time when sensible people are... Read More →
