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How did this get into my locker?

Published on January 31st, 2017 | by George

Gigi! What the fuck!? How did this get into my locker? It’s not funny... Read More →

“Thought I would send you a quick note…”

Published on January 31st, 2017 | by Ducati

Dear George, I just thought I would send you a quick note after Day One of the testing in Sepang. I have looked at the time sheets Gigi sent me and then I went to the... Read More →

Gigi! What the fuck is going on here?

Published on January 31st, 2017 | by George

“Gigi! What the fuck is going on here? Did you put the jets on this thing? Or did you just put them on Casey’s bike? The KTM is faster! Does it have jets? Is this some... Read More →

Gracias for your letter…

Published on January 30th, 2017 | by George

Dear Ducati, Gracias for your letter the other day. I understand how important my being here is for you. I would like you to know I know this. As I said, and you would do well... Read More →

The start of a beautiful relationship

Published on January 26th, 2017 | by Ducati

Dear George, We just want to drop you a line before the season starts. Hang on…does that say “Flexy-Boy on your leathers? Who the fuck approved that? Has Gigi seen that? Fuck. Anyway, look, we have spent... Read More →

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NORTH WEST PASSAGE

Published on January 23rd, 2017 | by Al

I’d been going for twenty or thirty minutes before I realized I had run out of plan... Read More →

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GOOD MANNERS COST NOTHING

Published on December 26th, 2016 | by Al

She is a weeaboo degenerate, and Japan is the Land of the Motorcycle, so we went to Japan... Read More →

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LIZARD COUNTRY

Published on December 12th, 2016 | by Al

He said he had plenty of whiskey, beer and ammo and I should come up Thursday... Read More →

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AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT

Published on November 28th, 2016 | by Al

The highway patrol cop pulled me over on the motorway on-ramp and said he was booking me for filtering between parked cars and stopped cars... Read More →