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PEDAGOGS SUSPECTED

Published on March 7th, 2016 | by Al

Places have great names out there past Curly Dick Road at Meadow Flat... Read More →

HOW SWEET IT IS

Published on March 2nd, 2016 | by Boris

Did anyone else giggle like a little girl when they heard Victoria’s chief commissioner of police, Graham ‘Where’s My Concentration?’ Ashton was nailed for 108km/h in a 100 zone? I did. In fact, I sounded more... Read More →

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BALLS

Published on March 1st, 2016 | by Boris

My testicles, as you can imagine, are important to me. They still function remarkably well, remain cancer-free, and help to handsomely fill out my underpants without the aid of rolled-up socks. I am, in every sense... Read More →

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MENACE TO SOCIETY PREFERS PERSONAL VISIT

Published on February 22nd, 2016 | by Al

The cops came around to seize my hunting rifles on the day that the mujaheddin shot the police accountant in the head near the German Bier Café.... Read More →

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NATIONAL ICON IS TASTY AND NUTRITIOUS

Published on February 8th, 2016 | by Al

Ben called me at work, and said he was riding home from Mudgee on the SV and just after he turned on to the dirt road a kangaroo hopped into the side of his bike .... Read More →

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NO-ONE EVER DOES

Published on January 11th, 2016 | by Al

It rained overnight, and after breakfast the girl-child busied herself feeding chickens and gathering eggs and renewing her acquaintance with the dogs. Ben did a couple of hour’s work in the main shed. I changed the... Read More →

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NORMAL TRANSMISSION RESUMED

Published on January 8th, 2016 | by Boris

Did you miss me? I’m only asking out of politeness, because the field where I grow all the rats’ arses I give about your concerns remains as barren as ever. But it’s been a while since... Read More →