Published on March 1st, 2017 | by Gigi
Dear George, Great sainted shitfuck, are you out of your fucken mind? Do you think the Germans have demolished ALL their old WWII ovens? How can you tell those reptiles at MCN that: “We have very... Read More →
Published on February 28th, 2017 | by George
Dear Gigi, I have found the puta! Jonas Fucking Folger! You cannot hide at the front of the grid from me! Show your face, bastardo! I will teach you fear! I am no ordinary rider. I... Read More →
Published on February 28th, 2017 | by George
Dear Gigi, I’m going off! Having the best time ever down in Aruba. Chillin’, I think they call it. I’m going Full Spartan, so you don’t need to worry. I will be ready for Qatar. I’m... Read More →
Published on February 23rd, 2017 | by Ghost Writer
Put the word “extreme” in front of any sport and it’d be a good bet that those mad, glorious bastards at Red Bull have a hand in it. They haven’t disappointed us before (remember Robbie Maddison... Read More →
Published on February 21st, 2017 | by George
Dear Gigi, I hope you got all the motorcycle stuff back from that stupid island with all the birds. I was just on my way to the beach to sort out my tan before heading for... Read More →
Published on February 20th, 2017 | by Boris
Why do manufacturers build 1000cc superbikes? Especially in today’s climate of nannying, mewling and frowning. I mean, what’s the point? It’s not like anyone can actually ride these things “to their limit” (whatever that means). The... Read More →
Published on February 20th, 2017 | by Al
Conventional wisdom had it that the rubber side pointed downwards and the painted side upwards... Read More →
Published on February 19th, 2017 | by Gigi
Dear George, What the fuck? Did you really need to send that video of your house in Barcelona to everybody at Ducati, Audi and Volkswagen? There aren’t enough tissues to soak up all of Dovi’s tears.... Read More →
Published on February 18th, 2017 | by George
Dear Gigi, have you been trying to reach me? I have all these missed calls from Germany on my phone. Did you fly to Germany? I didn’t see you on Friday night. Decent weekend, huh? I... Read More →
Published on February 17th, 2017 | by Suzuki
Dear George, Thank you for your email. No, the fact that we hung “the Iannone puta’s bitch-blue puta suit” out the front of his cabin does not mean that Andrea has died. So it also doesn’t... Read More →
