Published on March 26th, 2017 | by Gigi
Dear George, Stop screaming. Seriously. You’re stampeding the fucken camels. You cannot declare war on Qatar. It’s not Qatar’s fault it rained and you have to start in 12th. The Prime Minister, Abdullah bin Nasser bin... Read More →
Published on March 24th, 2017 | by Gigi
Dear George, Lin Jarvis has just sent me an text message and said if you don’t stop running around in front of Rossi’s pit garage in your underpants and cape, and poking your spear at the... Read More →
Published on March 22nd, 2017 | by Gigi
Dear George, You do know where the track is, right? Do you need me to send you a Google Maps thing? Don’t be late. The witch-doctor will be here at dawn and I will have the... Read More →
Published on March 22nd, 2017 | by Boris
“They sicken of the calm who know the storm.” Dorothy Parker The Bedouins have corralled the camels. The Qatari slaves who sweep the track have been freshly lashed. And the team managers have all been injected... Read More →
Published on March 21st, 2017 | by George
Dear Gigi, I am so excited! Look at this! I got a special container full of top secret MotoGP technology – all of which is legal, or will be when I speak to Carmelo at the... Read More →
Published on March 21st, 2017 | by Eva Cripps
There is little doubt a percentage of motorcyclists, lobbyists and media do not have a good grasp of the road rules. Those pesky regulations, which largely keep all road users safe, are somehow the target of... Read More →
Published on March 20th, 2017 | by George
Dear Gigi, As you can see, I am very relaxed and ready to race in the desert in the darkness. I have bought some new red pants when I went shopping in Doha with my friend... Read More →
Published on March 20th, 2017 | by Al
“We’re really busy tonight”, she said... Read More →
Published on March 17th, 2017 | by Boris
I’m pretty sure Polaris didn’t stop production of Victory motorcycles as a marketing ploy. But it sure has worked, sending sales of Victory bikes through the roof. As the sales for the road-bike market declined by... Read More →
Published on March 13th, 2017 | by George
Dear Gigi, I am having a really good time here in the desert. My new friend, Ahmed, gave me some special Bedouin vitamins. They really worked, especially when we went clubbing after practice. The nightclubs here... Read More →
