Published on November 17th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, Has he gone yet? Madre de Dios, surely he has left by now? And about time too. His ears had been blocking out the sun. I have been telling you to get rid of... Read More →
Published on November 6th, 2018 | by Boris
IMAGES BY NICK “IF YOU CRASH THIS IN THE WET THE PICS WILL BE REALLY SPECIAL” EDARDS / HALF LIGHT PHOTOGRAPHIC Right after the good people at BMW demanded I return the K1600B (B is for... Read More →
Published on November 6th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Yellow Puta, I would have written earlier, but I was in too much pain from laughing so hard. All my intestinos had knotted themselves in pleasure. I could not make the kaka for three days!... Read More →
Published on November 3rd, 2018 | by Al
Al on living with the Schuberth R2 for six thousand kilometres... Read More →
Published on November 3rd, 2018 | by Boris
IMAGES BY NICK ‘NO, I DO NOT HAVE A LENS THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE ROSSI’ EDARDS / HALF LIGHT PHOTOGRAPHIC No-one builds sexier motorcycles than MV Agusta. What Massimo Tamburini created all those years ago... Read More →
Published on November 2nd, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, The Mamba has returned! SSSSSSS-CHAH! El Spartano di Magnifico y Poderoso y Glorioso will ride the stupid Chinese circuit in Melanesia like an eagle who has the fins of a shark and the wings... Read More →
Published on October 27th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, This is a very unsatisfactory hospital you have sent me to. Last night, I saw two prostitutes fighting savagely in the street. At first I thought it was the Criminal Redding and the golden... Read More →
Published on October 23rd, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, Has that crazed Criminal Redding been dragged off to prison in chains yet? I am heavily armed and I will shoot to defend myself if he tries to touch me. But I will have... Read More →
Published on October 22nd, 2018 | by Al
In which Al goes for a ride with his neighbour and the Givi ST603 Tanklock tank bag... Read More →
Published on October 20th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, The championship is still mine to win, so how about you stop putting all of my belongings in boxes and stacking them outside the Repsol toilet? Yes, it is true I broke my arm... Read More →