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AMCN Twisty Bits

SPEED

Published on September 30th, 2012 | by Boris

My mouth is dry. My heart has stopped beating and is engaged in bizarre arrhythmic bullshit more akin to a heavy metal drum solo than anything a living organ would concern itself with. My eyes stream... Read More


AMCN Twisty Bits

I, MOTORCYCLIST

Published on August 24th, 2012 | by Boris

I, Motorcyclist, am better than you, Driver. In every way, and by any measure you’d care to make, I am better than you. That is what accounts for my smug, self-satisfied grin as I carve past... Read More


AMCN Twisty Bits

“BLAND”? “BORING”? REALLY?

Published on June 28th, 2012 | by Boris

We have a problem. A long time ago, some sub-literate, semi-lobotomised imbecile blithely masquerading as ‘motorcycle journalist’ heroically opined that the Honda Fireblade was ‘bland’ and ‘boring’. How this flea-picking shit-brainer formed this biblically idiotic opinion... Read More


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NARROW ESCAPE

Published on May 4th, 2012 | by Al

It was dark on the way home from work, and I was sitting on my motorcycle at the lights, with my arms crossed, when a middle aged man on a bicycle pulled up next to me... Read More


UnbAlanced

EASTER BUNNY

Published on April 9th, 2012 | by Al

Oleh wants me to read Alain de Botton and become a better individual. Like I've got time for that.... Read More


AMCN Twisty Bits

HOW TYPICAL

Published on March 25th, 2012 | by Boris

Some of you may have noticed the Letter of the Issue in Vol 61, Issue 19. I was going to respond to the policeman’s irrational nonsense rant, but after discussions with Sam, I felt his typical... Read More


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