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Published on May 22nd, 2019 | by Boris
Dear George, I have spent so much time kneeling in church, my knees are crusted with weeping scabs and the incense has given me emphysema. Six priests offered to have sex with me. They... Read More →
Published on May 18th, 2019 | by Boris
Dear Poo-eegah, This Lemon racetrack is stupid. And there are many strange things going on. Usually, the strange things happen later in the season when everybody is tired and looking for work for the... Read More →
Published on May 8th, 2019 | by Boris
Kakui Yoshishige, Please allow me to share in the joy of our company’s exciting win on Sunday in the Land of the Bleeding Bull With Swords In Its Honourable Neck. I look forward to crying... Read More →
Published on May 2nd, 2019 | by Boris
Ola, everybody! El Mamba di Repsolo Grande y Glorioso y Poderso y Naranja y Espectacular y Seductor y Fantastico once again walks among you! And Ola to you too, Poo-eegah! You look very brave in... Read More →
Published on April 15th, 2019 | by Boris
Ramon, I am very concerned about Poo-eegah. He has not stopped screaming and crying and kicking for several hours now. I can hear him over the singing of Ricky Martin in my headphones. Gigi was bad... Read More →
Published on April 14th, 2019 | by Boris
Dear Poo-eegah, How long will you spend kicking the walls in the toilet? I have a championship to win, and while I can do that without you, if you break the toilet, then where will Marty... Read More →
Published on April 2nd, 2019 | by Boris
Dear Yelling Eskimo, You must be a little bit more calm, yes? Take the lesson from me and see how placido domingo and dignified I am when things do not go as expected. Of course, the... Read More →
Published on March 31st, 2019 | by Boris
Dear George, Oh God, why did it have to be like this? I could have just left with Dani and had sex with miniature supermodels. Instead I stayed. And I can hear that over-eyebrowed Dall’Igna bastard... Read More →
Published on March 20th, 2019 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, I did not ever want to communicate with you again, and to say the truth, it is hard to even see you down there from up on my throne as the Respola Suprema. But... Read More →
Published on March 13th, 2019 | by Boris
Dear Alberto, I give thanks to the Holy Mother you are an Eskimo! You know the fish. Your tribe eats the fish after the polar bear leaves them in his kaka for you. It is... Read More →