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DARK AS EREBUS
Published on February 20th, 2017 | by Al
Conventional wisdom had it that the rubber side pointed downwards and the painted side upwards... Read More →
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Dear George
“What the fuck? Did you really need to send that video…”
Published on February 19th, 2017 | by Gigi
Dear George, What the fuck? Did you really need to send that video of your house in Barcelona to everybody at Ducati, Audi and Volkswagen? There aren’t enough tissues to soak up all of Dovi’s tears.... Read More →
Dear George
“Check out this fabulous artwork I had commissioned”
Published on February 18th, 2017 | by George
Dear Gigi, have you been trying to reach me? I have all these missed calls from Germany on my phone. Did you fly to Germany? I didn’t see you on Friday night. Decent weekend, huh? I... Read More →
Dear George
“The Iannone puta’s bitch-blue puta suit”
Published on February 17th, 2017 | by Suzuki
Dear George, Thank you for your email. No, the fact that we hung “the Iannone puta’s bitch-blue puta suit” out the front of his cabin does not mean that Andrea has died. So it also doesn’t... Read More →
Dear George
“Dear Mr Dall’Igna, Matthias here. You can call me Herr Müller”
Published on February 16th, 2017 | by Ducati
Dear Mr Dall’Igna, Matthias here. You can call me Herr Müller. I have just been handed today’s final timesheet for MotoGP Practice in Austria. Firstly, I did not know there were islands in Austria, but then... Read More →
Dear George
“Look, I know I’m currently in 12th…”
Published on February 16th, 2017 | by George
Dear Gigi, Look, I know I’m currently in 12th, but according to numerology 12 is a very powerful number. It stands for focus, work ethic, and the Disciples of Jesus. And it’s also the atomic number... Read More →
Dear George
“Dear George, I’m sorry about last night’s text message”
Published on February 16th, 2017 | by Gigi
Dear George, I’m sorry about last night’s text message. I was a little emotional. It’s what happens when the Spartan chooses to return without his shield rather than lying on it. And I’ve sorted the Germans... Read More →
Dear George
“I really like pizza”
Published on February 15th, 2017 | by George
Dear Gigi, I just got your message. I haven’t had time to read it yet. I’ll have a look after dinner, which I’m thinking should be pizza. I really like pizza. But check it out! I’m... Read More →
Dear George
“Do you know who Jonas Fucking Folger is?”
Published on February 15th, 2017 | by Gigi
Dear George, Do you know who Jonas Fucking Folger is? He’s the bloke who finished in front of you. No-one knows who he is, but we know he’s faster than you. Any second now I’m going... Read More →
Dear George
“Seriously – what the fuck? Why isn’t Ducati doing this for me?”
Published on February 15th, 2017 | by George
Dear Gigi, Seriously – what the fuck? Why isn’t Ducati doing this for me? I’m pretty sure it’s in my contract. And if it’s good enough for that puto Iannone, it’s sure as merda good enough... Read More →
