Published on March 22nd, 2017 | by Gigi
Dear George, You do know where the track is, right? Do you need me to send you a Google Maps thing? Don’t be late. The witch-doctor will be here at dawn and I will have the... Read More →
Published on March 21st, 2017 | by George
Dear Gigi, I am so excited! Look at this! I got a special container full of top secret MotoGP technology – all of which is legal, or will be when I speak to Carmelo at the... Read More →
Published on March 20th, 2017 | by George
Dear Gigi, As you can see, I am very relaxed and ready to race in the desert in the darkness. I have bought some new red pants when I went shopping in Doha with my friend... Read More →
Published on March 20th, 2017 | by Al
“We’re really busy tonight”, she said... Read More →
Published on March 13th, 2017 | by George
Dear Gigi, I am having a really good time here in the desert. My new friend, Ahmed, gave me some special Bedouin vitamins. They really worked, especially when we went clubbing after practice. The nightclubs here... Read More →
Published on March 6th, 2017 | by Al
The door opened and a cop got out. “Sneaky bugger,” I thought... Read More →
Published on March 1st, 2017 | by Gigi
Dear George, Great sainted shitfuck, are you out of your fucken mind? Do you think the Germans have demolished ALL their old WWII ovens? How can you tell those reptiles at MCN that: “We have very... Read More →
Published on February 28th, 2017 | by George
Dear Gigi, I have found the puta! Jonas Fucking Folger! You cannot hide at the front of the grid from me! Show your face, bastardo! I will teach you fear! I am no ordinary rider. I... Read More →
Published on February 28th, 2017 | by George
Dear Gigi, I’m going off! Having the best time ever down in Aruba. Chillin’, I think they call it. I’m going Full Spartan, so you don’t need to worry. I will be ready for Qatar. I’m... Read More →
Published on February 21st, 2017 | by George
Dear Gigi, I hope you got all the motorcycle stuff back from that stupid island with all the birds. I was just on my way to the beach to sort out my tan before heading for... Read More →
