“May God rot his testicoli with rat-plague…”
June 10th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, I write this letter on behalf of the Ducati Corse mechanics in the hope we can find a
Browsing the "Dear George" Category
“Dorna already thinks I’m crazy for installing some girl’s Japanese sex-octopus behind your seat!”
June 5th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, What the bastard fuck was that? You trying to give me a heart attack? When you sailed into
“He is like a length of slow-riding yellow kaka!”
June 3rd, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, Have I told you how much I hate Mugello? Why don’t the stupid putas just paint the whole
“How you like them chorizos, Yellow Puta?”
May 24th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, How much bigger and sassier is your Big Red Sassy Daddy now, huh? If I was
“I’m an hour away from the track, and I am coming like the wrath of God with my Fuck You face on.”
April 21st, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, I’m an hour away from the track, and I am coming like the wrath of God with my
“Gigi, I have found the solution to your problem of not being able to build me a proper Ducati.”
April 19th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, How good am I? I have found the solution to your problem of not being able to build
“Anyway, I met this cool guy from Austria. His name is Yak. Or something like that.”
April 18th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, I haven’t heard from you since you flew to Germany after that stupid non-race in Argentina. Everyone saw
“You are in 18th place and on the same number of points as Tito Rabat, which is five.”
April 14th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, Get away from the fucken motorhome. I’m not in the wheel-well anymore. I have, in fact, been flown
“We represent the butter producers and hammer manufacturers of Europe”
April 13th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Mr George, We advise you that we represent the butter producers and hammer manufacturers of Europe, who are considering
“Dear Carmelo, we need to do that over again. Did you see the putas cheating? All the putas were cheating!”
April 10th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Carmelo, We need to do that over again. Did you see the putas cheating? All the putas were cheating.
