TALES OF THE NIKEN – EPISODE 12
May 13th, 2019 | by Boris
In which our hero suddenly remembers that winter was coming, and had in fact largely arrived in the darkness before
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2019 TRIUMPH SPEED TWIN REVIEW – THE PROGRESSION OF EMPIRE
May 13th, 2019 | by Boris
IMAGES BY MARK DADSWELL To my mind, a motorcycle has to be lovely to look at before I would consider
“Bradl beat you! Hello? Bradl. He’s been drinking beer and marching around in circles singing the Sound Of Music soundtrack for the last year.”
May 8th, 2019 | by Boris
Kakui Yoshishige, Please allow me to share in the joy of our company’s exciting win on Sunday in the
Once, the Criminal Redding sent me a woman’s purse he had stolen. The Yellow Puta always sends me his used knee-sliders. On the card he writes: “In case yours do not work, stronzo.”
May 2nd, 2019 | by Boris
Ola, everybody! El Mamba di Repsolo Grande y Glorioso y Poderso y Naranja y Espectacular y Seductor y Fantastico once
2019 ROYAL ENFIELD 650 CONTINENTAL GT REVIEW – THE SUB-CONTINENT’S FINEST HOUR
April 28th, 2019 | by Boris
I like it very much when a motorcycle company tries. Like, really, really tries when it produces a new model.
2019 TRIUMPH SCRAMBLER XE REVIEW – THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
April 25th, 2019 | by Boris
IMAGES AND GILLS BY NICK EDARDS / HALF LIGHT PHOTOGRAPHIC I wish to make a few things clear right
“The choking started when that rubbish Honda he has given me to ride once again took off its brassiere and put its floppy orange Satu Hati Mati Fatis into the gearboxes.”
April 15th, 2019 | by Boris
Ramon, I am very concerned about Poo-eegah. He has not stopped screaming and crying and kicking for several hours now.
“This rubbish you make me ride removes the chain from itself like the Marty removes his underpants when his girlfriend sends him her Instagrams.”
April 14th, 2019 | by Boris
Dear Poo-eegah, How long will you spend kicking the walls in the toilet? I have a championship to win, and
TALES OF THE NIKEN – EPISODE 11 (SUPPLEMENTAL TURBO VERSION PART TWO)
April 9th, 2019 | by Boris
GREAT IMAGES BY NICK EDARDS / HALF LIGHT PHOTOGRAPHIC CRAP IMAGES BY ME In which our hero demonstrates the insurmountable
TALES OF THE NIKEN – EPISODE 10 (SUPPLEMENTAL TURBO VERSION PART ONE)
April 9th, 2019 | by Boris
GREAT IMAGES BY NICK EDARDS / HALF LIGHT PHOTOGRAHIC CRAP IMAGES BY ME In which our hero demonstrates the efficacy
