STRANGER COMFORTED BY PISCATORIAL METAPHOR
August 1st, 2016 | by Al
There were signs out after Bell saying “SNOW AND ICE ON ROAD” but I didn’t see any.
Browsing the "UnbAlanced" Tag
WIRE, BRIAR, LIMBER, LOCK
July 18th, 2016 | by Al
It’s good to be by water. As long as you don’t get any in your mouth, of course.
COUP D’ETAT PLANNED
July 4th, 2016 | by Al
“Random Breath Testing is a damnable invasion of civil liberties,” I said at the dinner table that night
HEY, SIRI
June 20th, 2016 | by Al
I was impressed. I’d had an iPhone for years, but had never availed myself of that technology
NOT THAT THERE’S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT
May 30th, 2016 | by Al
I leaned the ‘Strom WAY over to the left, and a guy on a Suzuki Burgman scooter came from behind and took me on the inside.
THEY HAVE NO SOUL, YOU KNOW
April 18th, 2016 | by Al
There had to be a way that I could help make 1 April better
AMBIGUOUS STATEMENT TAKEN AS POSITIVE
April 4th, 2016 | by Al
Cracker of a road. Twenty five kilometres of tar swervery, and then dirt for the last ten kilometres or so into Glen Davis.
CRUSHING OPPRESSION FORGOTTEN
March 21st, 2016 | by Al
The homos had the Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras on Saturday, which included a bunch of overweight lesbians riding motorcycles
PEDAGOGS SUSPECTED
March 7th, 2016 | by Al
Places have great names out there past Curly Dick Road at Meadow Flat
MENACE TO SOCIETY PREFERS PERSONAL VISIT
February 22nd, 2016 | by Al
The cops came around to seize my hunting rifles on the day that the mujaheddin shot the police accountant in the head near the German Bier Café.
