Published on September 29th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, I have identified another few problem that need to be fixed inmediatamente, so put down all those stupid spanners and pay attention. Firstly, the Polish Asparagus Puta and the Other Asparagus Puta, the ugly... Read More →
Published on September 28th, 2017 | by Boris
It would be entirely appropriate to pronounce ‘R6’ as ‘ARGHSEX’. In fact, I would insist on it. Look at it. If you cannot see this is one of the sexiest-looking sportsbikes ever made, then you are... Read More →
Published on September 25th, 2017 | by Boris
This, as you may or may not know, is the diabolically pointy end of Nolan’s range of mostly excellent Italian helmets. Behold the X-Lite X-802RR. If it was a girl, it would be walking down the... Read More →
Published on September 25th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, Did you see how totally magnífico I was yesterday? The chicas in the stands were taking off their underpants! Did you see how I dominado and conquistada those stinking stupid putas who dared to... Read More →
Published on September 25th, 2017 | by Al
It was to be a night, he wrote, of sober debate and quiet reflection... Read More →
Published on September 21st, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, I have arrived at Aragon and I have arrived confused. What is that terrible Yellow Puta doing or not doing? The last I looked he was regrowing his leg after it fell off. Now... Read More →
Published on September 12th, 2017 | by Boris
It’s hard not to applaud Triumph at the moment. Every new model the marque has launched in the last two years has been a quantum improvement over the previous one. This cannot be an easy thing... Read More →
Published on September 11th, 2017 | by Al
I tolerate riding dirt, but I can’t say I like it... Read More →
Published on September 11th, 2017 | by Boris
Ciao George! How are you after your, how you say, incidente at Turn Six? I watch the Misano race from my couch because my bones must grow back a little bit before I can challenge once... Read More →
Published on September 8th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, If you tell me the stupid Italians have re-named this racetrack after the Yellow Puta in honour of his busted legs, I’m going straight home. I shall not race at a track called Tribul... Read More →
