Published on December 30th, 2017 | by Boris
Look what they’ve done to my song, Ma Look what they’ve done to my song Well it’s the only thing I could do half right And it’s turning out all wrong, Ma Look what they’ve done... Read More →
Published on December 14th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, It’s about time you and Matthias came to your senses. I will not be sorry to see that stupid weeping puta of a team-mate of mine go back to making coffee for tourists in... Read More →
Published on December 11th, 2017 | by Al
“The Goggleman guys want us to evaluate one of their prescription lens rigs”, he told me.... Read More →
Published on December 11th, 2017 | by Boris
I’m not sure if you care, but there was never an Air Stream I glove. No, I do not know why. Because Germany, OK? The Air Stream II is the replacement for the hugely popular warm-weather... Read More →
Published on December 5th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, I hope your Christmas shopping for my gifts is going well. You know how much I love getting presents from you. Please make sure everything you get for me doesn’t clash with anything else... Read More →
Published on November 21st, 2017 | by Boris
It’s been a long time since Honda cast its eye over its flagship sportsbike. The earth has warmed. The dinosaurs are extinct. One Nation is back. It’s been 25 years since the CBR1000RR Fireblade first appeared... Read More →
Published on November 20th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, How much fun was testing!? I love testing. I did very well, I thought and I think you need to give me an A-plus. I read and understood all the messages you sent to... Read More →
Published on November 13th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, The fuck was that about? Seriously? Cosa fucking stavi fucking pensonado? We talked about this. A lot. We talked about it before Sepang. We talked about it during Sepang, and we sure did talk... Read More →
Published on November 10th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, Look how I have attained peak sexy. Yes, it is true. It is not fair, but because it is the last race after which I will be the world champion again, I do not... Read More →
Published on November 9th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, Have you had a stroke? Is that what accounts for your inability to smile at people who plan on buying a new Ducati? Yes, I know EICMA is a huge pain in the culo,... Read More →
