Published on May 10th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear George, I cannot squat here anymore. My pelvis has turned into bone-paste and all the veins in my legs have collapsed like the Venezuelan economy. The crew and I have been kneeling here so long... Read More →
Published on May 7th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear George, I am drinking a glass that has been filled with the stale piss of Andalusian rats, the pus squeezed from a cankerous sore, and despair. Mainly despair. So much despair… It is you who... Read More →
Published on May 4th, 2018 | by Boris
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan A stately pleasure-dome decree: Where Alph, the sacred river, ran Through caverns measureless to man Down to a sunless sea. Samuel Taylor Coleridge The caverns were not measureless, there was... Read More →
Published on May 2nd, 2018 | by Boris
Bob Seger’s whimsical Fire Lake spoke to me the day I heard it in 1981, and it speaks to me today in 2018. Thirty seven years have rolled under many different sets of wheels. Much... Read More →
Published on May 2nd, 2018 | by Boris
Dear George, Mate, you need to calm the fuck down and stop being a dead-set five-arseholed prick. Them sad Spango cunts you pay money to hang around your bean-bag-filled bus keep texting me. “Apologise to George,... Read More →
Published on April 24th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, OK, now I am ready to race after that stupid and dangerous practice on Sunday. How many of those putas cheated! The filthy animals. They have no honour! Their mothers make the gargling mouth-sex... Read More →
Published on April 18th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, How is the building of the Super Mamba la Magnífica Sala de Victoria de Firma de Libros pavillion going? You don’t expect me to sign copies of my new book out the back in... Read More →
Published on April 16th, 2018 | by Boris
Liebe George, So this is Auf Wiedersehen. But since it is unlikely I shall ever sehen you again, it’s better I give you that old Prussian farewell, ‘Scheiße essen und sterben’. I don’t want you to... Read More →
Published on April 12th, 2018 | by Boris
I wrote this piece for Sundeep “Sunny” Gajjar, the editor and publisher of xBhp, India’s largest motorcycle platform. It’s a magazine and a website and…well, Sunny himself, I guess. Sunny was producing a 300-page monster issue... Read More →
Published on April 12th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi-san, Please accept our humble greetings and know we bow to you in the spirit of Bushido like the samurai of old. We are honoured that George-san has contacted us at Suzuki. But we are... Read More →
