Published on December 31st, 2010 | by Boris
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I weary of being considered proto-criminal effluent by public servants sworn to protect me from evil. Hell, what with bastard aging and familial responsibilities, I’ve been good... Read More →
Published on December 8th, 2010 | by Boris
I need to speak to you again. Albeit briefly, while I bravely control my rich nausea of you even at this remove. There are clearly lots of things about motorcycling you’re still not understanding. No, I... Read More →
Published on November 30th, 2010 | by Boris
Hands up those of you who took up motorcycling because it was a safe and economical way of getting around. Yes. OK. Go stand over there. Now, hands up those of you who think fluoro vests... Read More →
Published on November 8th, 2010 | by Boris
Can someone tell me why nearly all of our young riders (and an obscene proportion of our older ones) are such pathetic chicken-bitches? Their hyperventilated panicking appears on cue each time any reference is made to... Read More →
Published on September 30th, 2010 | by Boris
IT is clear to even the dumbest NSW government staffer that the Keneally government is in its death throes. It is like a gut-shot dog, whining and trembling and dragging its flea-bitten form under the house... Read More →
Published on August 30th, 2010 | by Daniel Cousins
Boon goes where no young man has ever gone before… to ride Harleys Photography: Lou Martin It was a pretty average Tuesday until Borrie bellowed at me from his office, demanding my presence. Usually this occurs... Read More →
Published on August 30th, 2010 | by Boris
Freddie ‘Krugger’ Bertrand is now wearing the World Champions’ ring after being named the 2010 AMD World Championship of Custom Bike Building. If you excel at any other endeavour on earth you might get a cup,... Read More →
Published on August 8th, 2010 | by Boris
When was the last time you threw caution to the wind? When was the last time you decided that, just for the hell of it, you were gonna say “FUCK IT!” and mean it and damn... Read More →
Published on August 2nd, 2010 | by Boris
So there we were. The police inspector and me. On the side of the road. In peak-hour traffic. Which was now gridlocked spectacularly because his unmarked car and my bike were blocking the left lane. The... Read More →
Published on July 29th, 2010 | by Boris
Just recently, the fool pool that is the benighted MRAVic, got all angered up cos a cop called motorcyclists hoons. The cop was Victoria’s Deputy Commissioner Ken Lay, who distinguished himself last year by hooning through... Read More →
