Published on August 26th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, You really do need to leave Cal Crutchlow alone. You know perfectly well he’s not stable. Look at his crazy eyes. See how they appear to look in two different directions at once? That’s... Read More →
Published on August 22nd, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, I am so ripped. I’m shredded like cheese which is made of butter that has been removed by hammers from Spartan cows whose fat, pink udders have been bitten by mambas. I am so... Read More →
Published on August 14th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, What have you done with Andrea? You haven’t locked him in that cupboard where you keep all those pictures of yourself again, have you? He cried for weeks the last time you did that.... Read More →
Published on August 12th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, How good was I in FP1 and FP2, huh? No, ‘fantastic’ is not too strong a word. Neither is ‘superb’, ‘amazing’, ‘spectacular’, or ‘total domination’, which is actually two words, but I will permit... Read More →
Published on August 7th, 2017 | by Al
I was going to say I’ve never been so insulted in my life, but then I remembered... Read More →
Published on August 7th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, You’ve been standing up on that podium all night. You need to come down. It’s kinda creepy you up there in the dark waving your arms around and yelling, and me down here using... Read More →
Published on August 5th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, It’s me. Andrea. Your Number One rider. I’m sorry to bother you during a race weekend. I know how busy you are finding new octopus, churning butter, installing telemetry, bedding in those exciting new... Read More →
Published on August 4th, 2017 | by Boris
Dear George, Before you start screaming and breaking things, just hear me out. We’re going to give you a new fairing for the Brno round. We’ve been working on it while you were off trying on... Read More →
Published on August 3rd, 2017 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, I am ready to start the fight for the championship now. As you know, so far I have been working very hard to get a good feel for the telemetry, and it is not... Read More →
Published on July 24th, 2017 | by Al
“Oh dear” I said. “I really must be more careful.”... Read More →
