“No-one has an excuse to not know this! Gigi, when I shake my head all the mierda stops and everyone pulls over!”
April 24th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, OK, now I am ready to race after that stupid and dangerous practice on Sunday. How many of
Author Archives: Boris
“I have told many secrets in this book. The first is that Carlito makes the smells from his breath when he sleeps. It is very unpleasant.”
April 18th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, How is the building of the Super Mamba la Magnífica Sala de Victoria de Firma de Libros pavillion
“I shit on your Tintenfisch, George. We had entire aquariums full of fucken Tintenfish delivered to Wolfsburg and every order docket was signed ‘Der Spartaner’.”
April 16th, 2018 | by Boris
Liebe George, So this is Auf Wiedersehen. But since it is unlikely I shall ever sehen you again, it’s better
AUSTRALIAN MOTORCYCLE TRIBES – a brief and entirely inconcise history
April 12th, 2018 | by Boris
I wrote this piece for Sundeep “Sunny” Gajjar, the editor and publisher of xBhp, India’s largest motorcycle platform. It’s a
“Japan is not a “bunch of sake-soaked mounds of dirt off the coast of China, populated by dirty shoguns, schoolgirls who sell their underpants on trains, and fat yellow Pikachus”.
April 12th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi-san, Please accept our humble greetings and know we bow to you in the spirit of Bushido like the
2018 BMW K1600B REVIEW – THE IMPERIUM
April 11th, 2018 | by Boris
GOOD IMAGES BY NICK EDARDS/HALF LIGHT PHOTOGRAPHIC BAD IMAGES BY ME I could just as easily have called the K1600B
“His crazy finger-crossing father will be neutered, beaten and left to wander the streets of Madrid yelling at garbage bins and tourists.”
April 9th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear George, Get off the roof of the pit garage. You’re making the local bats nervous and they won’t mate.
“We pay Jack in beer, George. He is Australian, so he doesn’t understand money. We offered him Euros but he said he doesn’t need ‘that fucken poofter money to race bikes’.”
April 8th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear George, My sister Antonia is married to a Serb. His name is Dragan. The family is terrified of him
“He said you should ‘not show so much the terror in Turn 3 at Qatar because the foul Arabs beat their camels with joy when they see fear in the infidel’.”
April 1st, 2018 | by Boris
Dear George, I’m not convinced we can execute Alex Debón with a firing squad as a going-away present. I know you’ve
“What’s also highly likely is the rat-plagued sewer my wretched life has become since I became your minder here at Ducati, will have more and bigger rats injected into my suffering.”
March 19th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear George, Stop it. A big yellow camel did not run out onto the track. We do not need to
