Published on March 21st, 2016 | by Boris
Dylan Stone is an amateur boxer. And he’s a pretty good one. At the age of 23 he’s won the Riverina Heavyweight title, a Junior Victorian title and an Interstate Regional title. He boxes in the... Read More →
Published on March 21st, 2016 | by Al
The homos had the Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras on Saturday, which included a bunch of overweight lesbians riding motorcycles up Oxford Street without helmets on, which is illegal unless, apparently, one is homosexual. I can... Read More →
Published on March 18th, 2016 | by Daniel Cousins
Have you ever wanted to fly a jet fighter? Yeah, me too. But I’m a bit simple, pretty uncoordinated and mostly blind, so I’ll just settle for riding around on my ever-so-loud bike wearing my new... Read More →
Published on March 15th, 2016 | by Boris
So before we start inserting thundering evil into the Magnum’s guts, we needed to establish a baseline quarter-mile time. Traditionally, this is done by racing your mates late at night after you’ve left the pub. But... Read More →
Published on March 9th, 2016 | by Boris
Did you know there’s a part of the Sahara that’s named after Yamaha’s Super Ténéré? I certainly didn’t. This Ténéré is 400,000 square kilometres of sand bounded by the Aïr Mountains in the west, The Hoggar... Read More →
Published on March 7th, 2016 | by Boris
I am one of those people for whom mechanical work is challenging. It’s not as if I haven’t done it – I owned the Shovelhead from Hell, so it’s not like I had much choice about... Read More →
Published on March 7th, 2016 | by Al
Places have great names out there past Curly Dick Road at Meadow Flat... Read More →
Published on March 3rd, 2016 | by Boris
I spent a recent Australia Day weekend on a mate’s property, engaging with dirt bikes, high-powered rifles and whiskey-based water-drinks. On the second afternoon, one of the kids face-planted off his Honda 230 and was inside... Read More →
Published on March 2nd, 2016 | by Boris
Did anyone else giggle like a little girl when they heard Victoria’s chief commissioner of police, Graham ‘Where’s My Concentration?’ Ashton was nailed for 108km/h in a 100 zone? I did. In fact, I sounded more... Read More →
Published on March 1st, 2016 | by Boris
Be calm. I realise that some of you might have thought you were looking at a green-and-black Deadpool riding a Tenere. But it’s not him. It’s me. I have caparisoned myself in the latest Held body... Read More →
