Published on February 2nd, 2017 | by Gigi
Dear George, You can’t stay locked in the toilet indefinetivo. Ninth is not so bad. Sure, Bautista is faster, but we think that’s because his crew chief is a voodoo priest. Yes, I know we said... Read More →
Published on February 1st, 2017 | by Boris
Our beloved photographer, Nick Edards, was all packed and ready to head back to Sydney after the Island Classic when he heard other motorcycles rampaging around the track. Bikes that sounded a little bit different to... Read More →
Published on February 1st, 2017 | by Gigi
Dear George, It was very nice of you to buy champagne for everybody last night, but it’s not like you won the championship. You just came eighth in practice. So it’s a bit too early for... Read More →
Published on January 31st, 2017 | by George
Gigi, One of the satellite guys has a dog on his helmet. I think it is Redding. I’m not sure. Was he racing last year? Anyway, can we get a dog? It could make all the... Read More →
Published on January 31st, 2017 | by George
Gigi! What the fuck!? How did this get into my locker? It’s not funny... Read More →
Published on January 31st, 2017 | by Ducati
Dear George, I just thought I would send you a quick note after Day One of the testing in Sepang. I have looked at the time sheets Gigi sent me and then I went to the... Read More →
Published on January 31st, 2017 | by George
“Gigi! What the fuck is going on here? Did you put the jets on this thing? Or did you just put them on Casey’s bike? The KTM is faster! Does it have jets? Is this some... Read More →
Published on January 30th, 2017 | by George
Dear Ducati, Gracias for your letter the other day. I understand how important my being here is for you. I would like you to know I know this. As I said, and you would do well... Read More →
Published on January 30th, 2017 | by Boris
You might be aware that we don’t do in-depth Island Classic reports. It’s best to leave things like that to the experts like Trevor Hedge over at MCNews. What we do do, is make observations and... Read More →
Published on January 28th, 2017 | by Boris
I have always been a wet-weather gear miser. Once every year I would go out and spend as little money as possible on the cheapest vinyl pants I could find in some bike shop’s bargain bin.... Read More →
