Dear George
How did this get into my locker?
Published on January 31st, 2017 | by George
Gigi! What the fuck!? How did this get into my locker? It’s not funny... Read More →
Dear George
“Thought I would send you a quick note…”
Published on January 31st, 2017 | by Ducati
Dear George, I just thought I would send you a quick note after Day One of the testing in Sepang. I have looked at the time sheets Gigi sent me and then I went to the... Read More →
Dear George
Gigi! What the fuck is going on here?
Published on January 31st, 2017 | by George
“Gigi! What the fuck is going on here? Did you put the jets on this thing? Or did you just put them on Casey’s bike? The KTM is faster! Does it have jets? Is this some... Read More →
Dear George
Gracias for your letter…
Published on January 30th, 2017 | by George
Dear Ducati, Gracias for your letter the other day. I understand how important my being here is for you. I would like you to know I know this. As I said, and you would do well... Read More →
Events
2017 ISLAND CLASSIC – WRAP-UP
Published on January 30th, 2017 | by Boris
You might be aware that we don’t do in-depth Island Classic reports. It’s best to leave things like that to the experts like Trevor Hedge over at MCNews. What we do do, is make observations and... Read More →
Just So You Know
HELD RAINBLOCK WET WEATHER GEAR REVIEW – For when it’s raining, men.
Published on January 28th, 2017 | by Boris
I have always been a wet-weather gear miser. Once every year I would go out and spend as little money as possible on the cheapest vinyl pants I could find in some bike shop’s bargain bin.... Read More →
Articles
“THE ROAD-SNAKE BIT ME’ and other whines…
Published on January 28th, 2017 | by Guest Writer
By Dai Buckley There may not be a growing number of brainless young motorcyclists on the road, but there is certainly a great increase in the number of their exploits proudly and publicly penned hitting my... Read More →
Events
2017 ISLAND CLASSIC – FRIDAY TASTER
Published on January 28th, 2017 | by Boris
Photographer extraordinaire, Nick Edards, is even now leaping around Phillip Island like a combat-gazelle. His mighty camera held aloft like a prismatic black phallus of record. This is because the Island Classic is Australia’s premiere motorcycle... Read More →
Dear George
The start of a beautiful relationship
Published on January 26th, 2017 | by Ducati
Dear George, We just want to drop you a line before the season starts. Hang on…does that say “Flexy-Boy on your leathers? Who the fuck approved that? Has Gigi seen that? Fuck. Anyway, look, we have spent... Read More →
Articles
EUROPEAN VACATION – PART THE FOURTH
Published on January 25th, 2017 | by Boris
In which I take a positive Karmic step, examine the pacification of Magyar barbarians and making deals with the devil, rejoice in the sheer lack of signage, consider getting me to a nunnery, call my wife,... Read More →
