Published on November 11th, 2011 | by Boris
Last issue I pointed out what a disgusting mass of trembling servility we had become over this entire non-issue of speeding. The unelected sub-human filth that decided, off its own bat, that speeding “offenses” must attract... Read More →
Published on October 27th, 2011 | by Boris
It was utterly heart-wrenching to see Marco Simoncelli killed during the Malaysian Grand Prix. He was a towering talent and his racing had given me and thousands of other MotoGP fans immense amounts of pleasure to... Read More →
Published on September 19th, 2011 | by Al
So we picked up all the bits of Ducati plastic from the road... Read More →
Published on August 19th, 2011 | by Boris
The motorcycling drug enters our bodies in different ways. This is how Scrambles was turned into a smelly biker junkie... Read More →
Published on August 7th, 2011 | by Boris
Dear Swann Insurance, we need to talk. It’s about that animated commercial you lot have organised, and which I see every time there’s a MotoGP on. Which is unfortunate, seeing as how it causes me to... Read More →
Published on July 20th, 2011 | by Boris
The 2011 incarnation of Aprilia’s unique 750cc twin corners like a dream and looks like a movie star... Read More →
Published on March 29th, 2011 | by Boris
“It just doesn’t fit,” Rennie said, jiggling the high-pressure superhose around the compressor fitting, while I held the air-delivery end on the tyre stem and warded the truck battery, which was now wired to the compressor.... Read More →
Published on March 29th, 2011 | by Boris
A few days before I was due to return the K1300S it told me it had a flat tyre. It’s electronically clever like that. I’m sure I would have worked it out for myself a few... Read More →
Published on March 28th, 2011 | by Boris
Please remain calm, L-Platers. Do not scurry off and hide under the furniture, trembling like wild fawns, slick with the sweat of your own fear. I am here to help you. Honest. This will not take... Read More →
Published on February 9th, 2011 | by Boris
Do you know why they offer a man facing a firing squad or a hanging a hood? Would it surprise you to discover it’s not because there’s concern over the feelings of the condemned man who... Read More →
