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OLDIE BUT A GOLDIE DELIVERED ROADSIDE

Published on September 12th, 2016 | by Al

We had some more whisky. It started to rain softly... Read More →

MUTES NOT INSULTED

Published on August 22nd, 2016 | by Al

The beer was flowing in measured quantities, and I was telling a non-rider that sure it was dangerous, but that was part of the attraction... Read More →

STRANGER COMFORTED BY PISCATORIAL METAPHOR

Published on August 1st, 2016 | by Al

There were signs out after Bell saying “SNOW AND ICE ON ROAD” but I didn’t see any.... Read More →

WIRE, BRIAR, LIMBER, LOCK

Published on July 18th, 2016 | by Al

It’s good to be by water. As long as you don’t get any in your mouth, of course.... Read More →

COUP D’ETAT PLANNED

Published on July 4th, 2016 | by Al

“Random Breath Testing is a damnable invasion of civil liberties,” I said at the dinner table that night... Read More →

HEY, SIRI

Published on June 20th, 2016 | by Al

I was impressed. I’d had an iPhone for years, but had never availed myself of that technology... Read More →

NOT THAT THERE’S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT

Published on May 30th, 2016 | by Al

I leaned the ‘Strom WAY over to the left, and a guy on a Suzuki Burgman scooter came from behind and took me on the inside.... Read More →

THEY HAVE NO SOUL, YOU KNOW

Published on April 18th, 2016 | by Al

There had to be a way that I could help make 1 April better... Read More →

AMBIGUOUS STATEMENT TAKEN AS POSITIVE

Published on April 4th, 2016 | by Al

Cracker of a road. Twenty five kilometres of tar swervery, and then dirt for the last ten kilometres or so into Glen Davis.... Read More →

CRUSHING OPPRESSION FORGOTTEN

Published on March 21st, 2016 | by Al

The homos had the Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras on Saturday, which included a bunch of overweight lesbians riding motorcycles up Oxford Street without helmets on, which is illegal unless, apparently, one is homosexual. I can... Read More →

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