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POSITIVE ACCENTUATED
Published on April 2nd, 2018 | by Al
“How’s things in Victopia?” I asked Swifty. “And who’s guarding chez Swifty from African invaders while you’re here?”... Read More →
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Dear George
“He said you should ‘not show so much the terror in Turn 3 at Qatar because the foul Arabs beat their camels with joy when they see fear in the infidel’.”
Published on April 1st, 2018 | by Boris
Dear George, I’m not convinced we can execute Alex Debón with a firing squad as a going-away present. I know you’ve ordered the guns and the uniforms and even had one of the mechanics knock up a... Read More →
Dear George
“What’s also highly likely is the rat-plagued sewer my wretched life has become since I became your minder here at Ducati, will have more and bigger rats injected into my suffering.”
Published on March 19th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear George, Stop it. A big yellow camel did not run out onto the track. We do not need to open the Ducati arms cache and set off in high-powered four-wheel drives to hunt down the... Read More →
Dear George
“He understands you’re upset, but he’s convinced Zarco is not “the stupid piss-reeking offspring of German arse-frogs”,”
Published on March 18th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear George, Dorna has no provision for a trail-by-combat pole position. I can ask, but I really don’t think Zarco is going to come out and fight you for pole position atop a sand dune “while... Read More →
Dear George
“The filthy leg-growing coño de un cerdo! He has already been racing for 1000 years! Is it not enough? Is he not sick of it?”
Published on March 16th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear Gigi, Has this stupid sand been cleaned properly? It is everywhere, just like my greatness. But unlike my greatness, it is not comfortable when it gets into your eyes. I need you to sort this... Read More →
Dear George
“I will turn my head and wave at you on the grid. Do not smash your helmet into the tank, OK? It will frighten Morbidelli.”
Published on March 13th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear George, I not see you very much in Losail. I think maybe I see you when Hafizh make the pass on you, but I am not so sure. Was very fast, ha ha! I just... Read More →
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ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOUR CONFIRMED
Published on March 5th, 2018 | by Al
“I go there a fair bit, actually”, I told him. “I ride a motorcycle,"... Read More →
Dear George
“From memory Checa was too fat, Elias wore too much make-up, Melandri spelled his name wrong, Nakano squinted all the time, Crutchlow tried to bite you at Sepang one year, Pol Espagaro had the narrow eyes of a pig…”
Published on February 23rd, 2018 | by Boris
Dear George, It was quite a surprise to hear from you. I don’t think we’ve spoken since that time you walked into my pit garage and told me I should: “Stop throwing good money and average... Read More →
Dear George
“Jack Miller, who has only ever seen Ducatis on the Internet and calls them “Jewkadeez”, was faster than you on a bike made out of gum-leaves, beer and kookaburra penises.”
Published on February 18th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear George, We’ve run out of fucken Ducatis for you to ride. You’ve ridden all of yours. You’ve ridden Jack’s. You’ve ridden Danilo’s. You’ve ridden Andrea’s. You’ve even ridden Xavier’s garbage bogcycle. We then dug out... Read More →
Dear George
“Get on a plane and come to Thailand. Do not go to Greenland, Ireland, Swaziland, Disneyland, or Never-Never Land…”
Published on February 13th, 2018 | by Boris
Dear George, Why are you in fucking Iceland? You need to be in Thailand. I just got a call from a man called Thor who lives in Kirkjubæjarklaustur. No, I do not know how to pronounce... Read More →
